"JINGLE BELLS! BATMAN SMELLS! ROBIN LAYED AN EGG! THE BATMOBLE LOST ITS WHEELS, AND THE JOKER RAN AWAY!" Alfred sang…quite loudly.
Your eye twitched as you tried to ignore the loud American. Finally your hero took care of it, "I think that is enough singing, da?" You giggled as Ivan put his hand on Alfred's shoulder.
Alfred started to shake slightly, "S-sure thing dude."
Ivan smiled creepily and walked over to you, "Privet (hello) __________."
"Hi Ivan, how are you?" you looked up at him from your seat smiling brightly.
"Good," he sat down next to you on the sofa and put his arm around your waist. You giggled and snuggled closer. "What are you doing for Christmas this year?"
You shrugged, "I don't know. Why?"
"How about you spend the holidays with me?"
"Ivan, the last time I spent a holiday with you and your family I ended up in the hospital because Natalia stabbed me in the leg," you said calmly.
Ivan turned your head so that you looked at him, "No, not you, me, and my family. Just you and me, da?"
You smiled, "That actually sounds pretty good. Where would we go?"
"DUDE!" Alfred interrupted, "you should totally come to my party!"
"Sorry Al, I already have plans."
He looked disappointed, "But…"
You put your hand comfortingly on his shoulder, "Sorry Al, Ivan and I are spending the holidays together this year."
Ivan pulled you back against his chest, "Da, together…alone."
"Fine, whatever dude." Alfred walked off. "JUNGLE BELLS! BATMAN SMELLS-!"
You massaged your temple as another headache seemed to be on its way.
"ROBIN LAYED AN EGG!"
"Don't worry, moy podsolnechnika (my sunflower), I will take care of it," Ivan gave you a smile and got up.
"THE BATMOBILE LOST ITS WHEELS, AND THE JOKER GOT A-AHGGGGGG!"
You smiled, "Aww, my hero."