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"No!" you shouted at your childish husband, "we are not naming our child Clark Kent Jones."
Alfred pouted, "Come on _________. How about Peter Parker Jones?"
You put down the baby name book and stared at your husband, "No."
You rolled your eyes, "Alfred…"
Your husband walked behind you and stared to rub your shoulders, "How about Steve?"
"Hmm," you thought for a moment, "I like it."
His smiled widely, "Yes!"
Raising an eyebrow you asked, "What's so special about the name St….oh man." Now he wanted to name your child after Captain American (figures huh?). "Alfred, why do we have to name our child after a superhero? They're gonna get teased."
"No they're not, nobody teases a hero!"
Alfred took your book from you, "Not the point."
"We are not naming our child after a comic book superhero." Reaching up you snatched your book back, "I swear sometimes I feel like I'm married to a child."
After a few minutes there was a strange strangled whine coming from behind you. Turning around you groaned, Alfred was pouting in the corner. Knees pulled up to his chest with a stack of hamburgers sitting next to him. Walking over to him you knelt and hugged him from behind. "Fine if it's a boy we can name him Steve."
"But if it's a girl we're naming her (favorite girl name)."
"Deal," he said shaking your hand. "Now time for the hero, the hero's wife, and the mini hero to eat! Off to McDonalds."
'Yup, defiantly married to a child,' you thought grabbing your car keys.
HAHA!!! Done, I know it sucks :p

Comment bellow and tell me who I should do next? France, Italy, Germany, or Russia. The next theme is 'mood swings'.

Vote~! Do it!
Do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit :D

Part 1: Japan [link]
Part 2: China [link]
Part 3: England [link]
Part 5: France [link]
Part 6: Italy [link]
Part 7: Germany [link]
Part 8: Russia [link]
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IhavetoomanyOCs123 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Clementine Brittania Jones.
Miss-Inuyasha Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
If it's a girl We'll name her Bellesa F. Jones I'm hispanic and that means beauty. The ll is pronounce y
marriedtograyfullbus Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014
if it's a girl her name would be Amanda F Jones 
DontAskAboutIt Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Student General Artist
If its a girl we'll name her Genaviev!

Steve is my dads name so...
ramenbaka11 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014
I don't even get to be a hero? I'm just the hero's wife? The hero's wife, married to the hero, mother of the mini hero.. 
kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014
i like the name Steve! it's cute!
but i don't know what i would name my daughter...
ayanna-vvision Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
 If it's a girl I shall call her Natasha!!
mmatthew349 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Omfg yes!!!
ayanna-vvision Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank u for agreeing!!!
gymleader97 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013
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