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The first thing you noticed was that your head ached. The second thing you noticed was the smell. Old cheeseburger wrappers and empty two week old soda cans. "Why am I in Alfred's car?"
"You passed out," Alfred said, "good morning."
Groaning you got up, "I thought I was with Gil, Francis, and Toni…"
Alfred laughed, "You were…they ditched you for a bunch of chicks they met at the party."
"Oh right…party," you said and opened the door. "Well I got to get back, thanks for letting me crash here."
"Sure no prob," he said.
You ended up walking three blocks to the apartment you shared with your friends. "Yo! All skanks out of the apartment before I throw you out!" You shouted.
Gilbert, hanging on one of these women, shouted, "We aren't done!"
You glared, "I. Want. Them. Out."
"We're leaving," the girl said and left.
"What was that fo-." You slapped him across the face.
"That is for leaving me at the party."
Gilbert snickered and then jumped you. The two of you ended up wrestling on the floor for about two minutes before he finally pinned you. "Aha! The awesome me wins!"
"Ohonhon…what do we have here?" Francis asked.
"You guys left me!" you shouted. "I had to sleep in Alfred's smelly, sticky, CAR!" Then with all the struggling you were making you accidently hit Gilbert's "five meters".
"Mein vital regions!"
You sat up as Gilbert fell to the side clutching his crotch. Not knowing what to say you just stared.
Toni and a brunette stumbled out of his room. "Hola ________! What happened to Gilbert?"
"She kicked me!"
"It was an accident!"
"I don't hear a sorry!"
You crossed your arms, "Well I'm not! You were the one on top of me!"
"You kicked her out!"
Your face turned to the brunette Toni had obviously been sleeping with, "That reminds me. You, get out now."
The girl gave you a glare, but did as she was told.
"Aww, chica are you jealous?" Toni asked lying down on your lap.
"No."
"Are you sure, mon ami? Because you know there is always enough for all of us to go around," Francis cooed in your ear.
You turned your head so you could see Francis, "Get over yourself. I'm just mad the three of you ditched me at the party."
"Aww were you lonely?" Toni asked playing with your jaw, squishing it to make you make a fishy face.
"I'm not, just ticked."
"Really?" Gilbert asked crawling over to you for a hug.
Your eyebrow twitched. This position you were in happened all too often for your liking. "Get off!"
"Nein!"
"Non!"
"No!"
The three men hugged you tighter and laughed as your face started to show your uncomfortable feelings. "Remind me why I live with you?"
"Because you love us," said Francis.
"Because I'm awesome!"
Toni poked your cheek, "Because you have nowhere else to go."
You sighed, "That's right…"
Requested by :iconthe--fuzzzz:

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full-work Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Student General Artist
If this really happened, they'ed be sent home in body bags....(lol)
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TexanSpirit Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014
This had a cute ending :3 gosh I love these guys
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sarabaylee9 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013   Digital Artist
Ding ding ding and Toni is the winner :iconwinnerplz: :iconsexyspainplz:
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Fluffybunny605 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013
I would honestly rather move I with my three annoying older brothers who are triplets and they're annoying friend who always pinches my ass than live with the BTT. Or.... *calls bff*
Me: "Hey roomie!!"
Bff: "Goddammit jaycee..."
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Kamimoon Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Dammit..... Toni, why must you be right?? The only person I could move in with is my brother... And that's not gonna happen....
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ChinaTetoSan Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013  Student Digital Artist
...if i were actually there, they would all be on the ground screaming like little girls and holding their vital regions.

BECAUSE NOBODY DITCHES ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.

:iconfuckthisshitplz:
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LunarMangoDragon Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013
Me: *takes out phone and calls Switzerland* "Hi, Switzerland, is there a chance that if I give you a whole bunch of chocolate you will come over here and kill Gilbert, Antonio, and Francis? If three or four bars isn't enough then you can leave out Antonio.

Switzerland: "...Okay."

Gilbert, Antonio, and Francis: "Oh crap, RUN!"

Me: "Thanks! Bye! Time to literally run to the store and pray they have chocolate."
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MiraakTheDragonborn Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Student General Artist
Well...Toni is kinda right...but Francis is kinda right too...

My guess on how my face looked: >///>
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DoitsuIWANTPASTA Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I Wish I Was Belarus.....
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:iconpikagirl44:
PikaGirl44 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013
knives always solves the idiot problem THEM BOYS HAD BETTER START RUNNING!!!!!!!!
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:iconpokepal5:
Pokepal5 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Me: Gilbert... It wasn't an accident. *turns around and smiles sweetly* Its nothing compared to what I'll to you two. *pulls out butcher knife*
Antonio & Francis: HOLY SHITTERS *runs like hell*
Me: Dats right. Run ya b*tches. Oh and Gilbert?
*looks around*
GILBERT?!
Oh when i catch you...... *devilish smile* YOUR ALL DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD-
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ZheAwesomePrussian13 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Student General Artist
This comment made me laugh so hard XD
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:iconpokepal5:
Pokepal5 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
It better have.
*raises her knife slightly*
o,__,o
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:iconxioitalyprux3:
XioItalyPruX3 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yay, I love all of them!!
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Forest6654 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"Toni poked your cheek, 'Because you have nowhere else to go.'"

Ding, Ding, Ding, Spain wins for guessing the right answer.
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hetaliabangtheoryfan Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
*dark red aura* I swear if you three don't get off of me i will hurt ALL YOU VITAL REGIONS!
Prussia, Spain and France: O.o oh shit.... *runs with me after them*
me: I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND I WILL KICK YOU IN ZHE VITAL REGION YOU ARSES! :iconiwillkillyouplz:
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kyoloverxxx Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013
wow.Sounds like we could be great friends.
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Sweetiepie14 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
0_0. Whoa. I like you already. :)
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:iconhetaliabangtheoryfan:
hetaliabangtheoryfan Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
:iconbigsmileplz:
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becauseyoumakemelove Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Student Digital Artist
You buttholez Xc weaving meh alone xDAwesome story though bro >u<
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dreamflyer1100 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*holds up frying pan* HEY GUYS. LOOK WHAT I FOUND. OH GEE. I THINK I SEE YOUR NAMES ON HERE. LET ME GIVE IT BACK TO YOU!! *proceeds to chase BTT around the house*
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Blossemfall Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
Lolz.
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:iconfinnlover123:
finnlover123 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i love all of your stories their so cute!!
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:iconlovenothaters:
lovenothaters Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Student Writer
oh hugary can i see that pan
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:iconkatniss-hp-twilight:
Katniss-HP-Twilight Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013
Oh booooooys~~~~ Guess who has a large frying pan?~~~ heh, kawaii story frau~
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:iconhyper-otaku:
hyper-otaku Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
that reminds me that I haven't used the wok Yao gave me as a gift a few weeks ago yet. how about double wielding? one hand a wok, in the other hand my trustworthy frying pan. and maybe some help from Lizzie and Yao. :D

(and I highly doubt they'd survive sharing a flat with me. I am murderous when it's about privacy and my own property.^^)
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YasminKirkland1031 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
*calls Elizabeta* Hey, Liz! I have a problem...
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DJ-Sky-Storm-117 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Leave it to Toni to state the obvious.....
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vocaloidanimefan Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Me: Guess what while you guys ditched me I bought a frying pan I saved up my money and I am going to kill all three of you maybe not Toni but Gilbert and you too Francis!
Them: ....... Run!
Toni: well I may be safe! ^w^
Gilbert and Francis: well we are not! *runs away*
Me: lol
Toni: so when are they coming back?...... or not
XD
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Dragon13z Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
why would anyone want to live with france i'll never know-_-'
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giantstorylover Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
more please
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That1AsianChick Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Toni wins. I'm a poor student without a job. ._.
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Purple-Domination18 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL I showed my friend this and we both laughed while reading it :) love it! <3
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skye-pixie Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This was very funny. ^_^
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PhotoMaker99 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I loved it !

Wish it was real ;A;
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Neko-Nyu-chan Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Student Artist
Loved the endding .w.
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Shuru10 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That's what you get Gilbert!! D:< :iconrageplz:
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:iconangel-kazekage:
Angel-Kazekage Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
Toni, you're gonna pay me back for that skanky bitch. Bed. Now.
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SilverScreams999 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
They would be asking those girls if they could sleep cuz I would have kicked them all out - or I would probably leave
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SilentArrow Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I died laughing xD
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First-Ben-fan Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Student General Artist
nice
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:iconnekonekogirl997:
NekoNekoGirl997 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So cute
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DiabolicalWolf Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Student General Artist
MEIN 5 METERSS!!! Dx

xDD
Best fanfic EVER!
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IvoryFunnelCake Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Lol that was great. XD
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OTAKUxGIRL Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ugh if i had to live with guys like that:iconfacepalmplz:...i'd be ticked all the time...and i'd probably kick their asses or get revenge for the things they did to me.
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THE--FUZZZZ Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
SO TOATALLY THANKS#!!!!!!!! Sorry if I made it hard on you....
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FMAandKHfangirl Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Student Filmographer
As much as I love the trio, this is a true downside to living with them =u=;;;
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SarahGoodwill Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'd be kicking all of their asses with Hungry's Skillet. LOL!
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:iconhanafa732:
HanaFa732 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
So would I! Only difference is that I would go God of Cookery on them and use a folding stool.
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AnimeLover3801 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013   Traditional Artist
So freakin' nice! BTT rulez!
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