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The first thing you noticed was that your head ached. The second thing you noticed was the smell. Old cheeseburger wrappers and empty two week old soda cans. "Why am I in Alfred's car?"
"You passed out," Alfred said, "good morning."
Groaning you got up, "I thought I was with Gil, Francis, and Toni…"
Alfred laughed, "You were…they ditched you for a bunch of chicks they met at the party."
"Oh right…party," you said and opened the door. "Well I got to get back, thanks for letting me crash here."
"Sure no prob," he said.
You ended up walking three blocks to the apartment you shared with your friends. "Yo! All skanks out of the apartment before I throw you out!" You shouted.
Gilbert, hanging on one of these women, shouted, "We aren't done!"
You glared, "I. Want. Them. Out."
"We're leaving," the girl said and left.
"What was that fo-." You slapped him across the face.
"That is for leaving me at the party."
Gilbert snickered and then jumped you. The two of you ended up wrestling on the floor for about two minutes before he finally pinned you. "Aha! The awesome me wins!"
"Ohonhon…what do we have here?" Francis asked.
"You guys left me!" you shouted. "I had to sleep in Alfred's smelly, sticky, CAR!" Then with all the struggling you were making you accidently hit Gilbert's "five meters".
"Mein vital regions!"
You sat up as Gilbert fell to the side clutching his crotch. Not knowing what to say you just stared.
Toni and a brunette stumbled out of his room. "Hola ________! What happened to Gilbert?"
"She kicked me!"
"It was an accident!"
"I don't hear a sorry!"
You crossed your arms, "Well I'm not! You were the one on top of me!"
"You kicked her out!"
Your face turned to the brunette Toni had obviously been sleeping with, "That reminds me. You, get out now."
The girl gave you a glare, but did as she was told.
"Aww, chica are you jealous?" Toni asked lying down on your lap.
"Are you sure, mon ami? Because you know there is always enough for all of us to go around," Francis cooed in your ear.
You turned your head so you could see Francis, "Get over yourself. I'm just mad the three of you ditched me at the party."
"Aww were you lonely?" Toni asked playing with your jaw, squishing it to make you make a fishy face.
"I'm not, just ticked."
"Really?" Gilbert asked crawling over to you for a hug.
Your eyebrow twitched. This position you were in happened all too often for your liking. "Get off!"
The three men hugged you tighter and laughed as your face started to show your uncomfortable feelings. "Remind me why I live with you?"
"Because you love us," said Francis.
"Because I'm awesome!"
Toni poked your cheek, "Because you have nowhere else to go."
You sighed, "That's right…"
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full-work Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Student General Artist
If this really happened, they'ed be sent home in body bags....(lol)
TexanSpirit Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014
This had a cute ending :3 gosh I love these guys
sarabaylee9 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013   Digital Artist
Ding ding ding and Toni is the winner :iconwinnerplz: :iconsexyspainplz:
Fluffybunny605 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013
I would honestly rather move I with my three annoying older brothers who are triplets and they're annoying friend who always pinches my ass than live with the BTT. Or.... *calls bff*
Me: "Hey roomie!!"
Bff: "Goddammit jaycee..."
Kamimoon Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Dammit..... Toni, why must you be right?? The only person I could move in with is my brother... And that's not gonna happen....
ChinaTetoSan Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...if i were actually there, they would all be on the ground screaming like little girls and holding their vital regions.


LunarMangoDragon Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013
Me: *takes out phone and calls Switzerland* "Hi, Switzerland, is there a chance that if I give you a whole bunch of chocolate you will come over here and kill Gilbert, Antonio, and Francis? If three or four bars isn't enough then you can leave out Antonio.

Switzerland: "...Okay."

Gilbert, Antonio, and Francis: "Oh crap, RUN!"

Me: "Thanks! Bye! Time to literally run to the store and pray they have chocolate."
MiraakTheDragonborn Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Student General Artist
Well...Toni is kinda right...but Francis is kinda right too...

My guess on how my face looked: >///>
DoitsuIWANTPASTA Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I Wish I Was Belarus.....
PikaGirl44 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013
knives always solves the idiot problem THEM BOYS HAD BETTER START RUNNING!!!!!!!!
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