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"No…no…yuck…eww why is there a sock in there?" you asked throwing the piece of laundry out of your fridge. You're the little guy in your stomach voiced its opinion in the forum of a growl. "Yes, yes I know you're hungry."
You were four months pregnant and you were hungry.
"____________, what are you doing in there we're going out to eat with Alfred and…and…oh I can't remember, but we have to go."
"Artie do we have any leftovers from last night?"
"No," he sighed, "you ate them all."
Laughing nervously you said, "Yeah right…"
Your husband closed the refrigerator door and pulled you back to the car.
"But Artie, I don't wanna," you complained as he pulled out of the driveway.
"Don't call me Artie!"
As the two of you pulled in the driveway you felt slightly sick. "Umm Artie I-."
"Don't call me Artie!"
"Arthur I think we should-."
"Yo dude!" shouted the annoying American. You groaned.
You leaned your head out the window, "Who are you?"
The boy who very much resembled Alfred sighed, "I'm Matthew."
'Ok that's right…' "Sorry Matt."
Arthur came and opened the car door for you (like the gentleman he is) "Its ok," the Canadian sighed again, "How's the baby?"
"Hungry," you said taking your husband's hand patting the formentioned bump on your mid-section. "Let's eat."
When you got in the smell of the food almost made you throw up. You turned green.
"Love are you alright?"
You shook your head and put your hand over your mouth and nose.
"Alfred, why don't we eat at my house? _________ doesn't seem to be doing too well here."
"Alright, just get me get some burgers for the trip there."
You rolled your eyes and walked briskly out of the 'restaurant'.

At the house………

"So…what…is this?"
"Fish and chips."
You smiled and gave you husband a kiss, "Thank you honey."
"Don't eat!"
It was too late you already put the questionable looking food into your mouth, "Mmmm, yummy."
"Must be the pregnancy…" Matthew and Alfred thought.
Ok I don't think I was clear (and I'm sorry) but I'm only doing the axis (aka: Japan, Germany, and Italy) and the allied (America, England, Russia, China, and France) countries so please only vote for those guys.

The next topic is "giving him/her a name".

Part 1: Japan [link]
Part 2: China [link]
Part 4: America [link]
Part 5: France [link]
Part 6: Italy [link]
Part 7: Germany [link]
Part 8: Russia [link]
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RiseLunaEffervescenc Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2015
Whybot221 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2015
xXDiamondStealerXx Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015
I can eat Artie's food, pregnant or not
hmmm if i can eat that sheet i can eat ANYTHING! i could eat a truck i can eat a horse i could eat and Alfred
Alfred:What... o.o
Me: ohh nothing
Theanimeangel Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
If I can eat and survive England's food. Who knows what I can also eat. (Honestly I think I would eat the sock instead of England's cooking.)
England: I heard that
Me: Heheheh Sorry Igs.
England: Igs?
Me: You don't like being called Iggy or Artie so Igs.
England: *Facepalm*
CrazyHetaliaLover13 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
DAFUQ? How did I survive Iggy's cooking?
PickleQueenOfNinjas Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
Pregnant women are a force to be reckoned with if they can stomach Arthur's food.
SEXforLosers Featured By Owner Edited Apr 5, 2015  Student Artist
You sir (or girl) just made my day with that comment. :D
PickleQueenOfNinjas Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015
(Girl) I'm happy to hear it! ^^
citrinesun Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014
once a wise man said "huger is the best seasoning for food"
citrinesun Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014
katrinalabelle Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
Hilarious! Reader's taste buds must be dulled or just plain hungry :)
PolarBearChan Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
AHHHHHH!!!! This is so awesome!!!
aibi0608 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012  Student
what so bad bout artie's cooking 0v0 ???
i think the baby loves the daddy alot so to make him feel better it( i'm saying it cause i don't know the gender) wants to eat daddy's cooking ^^

this is so cute ^w^
spkdog Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Haha England was the perfect choice for this one XD
unknowngal Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
America ~!
jessluvswriting Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012
It has to be America next. :) It fits him so well.
Svitavotara Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2012
I don't get it with the Fish and Chips part xD I think America will be good for the next one.
You write very nice stories.
Banshee-Scream Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
dawww thanks :blushes:
GirlOfFaith977 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2012
Please do America next.
CertifiedJesusFreak Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Do America next! :D
negima904538 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Names hmmm idk
Shadowlover4444 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I love Fish and Chips :D
stupidbread Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2012
Fish 'n chips isn't that bad actually. :/
Banshee-Scream Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I've never had it actually...sounds ok (but with this being Iggy...)
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