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You glanced nervously at your watch. Your husband, Francis, was almost an hour late. He had promised he'd be home around six for dinner, it was now hitting seven. Sighing heavily you blew out the candle and put his dinner in the fridge.
Rubbing your pregnant belly you groaned as you heard a car pulled into the driveway.
"I'm home," shouted a Francis.
Ignoring him you continued to wash the dishes.
"Where's dinner?"
He walked into the kitchen to find you scrubbing dishes, "…_________." He walked up behind you and planed butterfly kisses on your neck, "What's wrong?"
"You're late…again…"
He paused as if he didn't expect that. But after a quick glance at the clock he realized the time.  "I'm sorry," he said kissing you again. You giggled slightly as his chin tickled you. "Am I forgiven?"
"How about this, you and I spend a romantic day together just the two of us."
You giggled, "There's three of us."
Francis laughed and rubbed your belly while giving you a gently kiss on the lips, "Oui, the three of us."

Next morning…

"You jerk!"
"What did I do?" Francis shouted trying to escape your wrath.
You grabbed what was available, in this case your hairbrush, and started to chase him with it. "I hate you! You a-hole! Manwhore!" at each insult you would hit him with your "weapon".
"I am not!" he cried in distress, "I've only been with you I swear!"
"Oh yeah, what about before we got together, hmmm?"
Francis turned pale, "_-_________."
"I knew it!" you started to cry, dropping your hairbrush and covering your eyes with your hands.
"__________, ____________, I never loved them! I love you," he said desperately trying to get you to stop crying.
"Really?" you asked your cries subsiding.
"Yes," he said smiling, "Even though I slept with hundreds of women I've only loved you."
"Hundreds?" you asked starting to cry again.
Francis paled again, "Non, non! Please stop crying!"
You continued to bawl. "I'm so ugly."
"Non, mi amour you are-."
"I'm so fat!"
"Non you-."
"I'M FAT!" you shouted running to the couch, pulled a pillow up to your face, and screamed into it.
You felt the weight on the couch shift as your husband sat down next to you groaning, "__________, I love you." He wrapped his arms around you. "I love you. Please, please. Stop. Crying…"
Sniffling you said, "You love me?"
"Oui," he sighed in relief as your cries subsided.
"You don't think I'm fat?" you mumbled into his shirt. He didn't hear you so you took his silence the wrong way. "Francis…"
"Oui mi amour?"
You pushed away from him, "YOU JERK!" With that you ran back to your room and slammed the door.
Francis let out a whine of hopelessness and collapsed onto the couch.
It was so much fun to write this, ahhhhh.

So tell me who you want for the next part. Germany, Italy, and Russia are left so VOTE! The next topic is 'the first kick'.

Part 1: Japan [link]
Part 2: China [link]
Part 3: England [link]
Part 4: America [link]
Part 6: Italy [link]
Part 7: Germany [link]
Part 8: Russia [link]
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RythmColors Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHA yet another reason why I dont wanna get pregnant... poor Francis...sheesh, Reader-chan...
Whybot221 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2015
I love how you gave Francis the hormonal mood swings chapter
nightcrawlerlover99 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015
Eesh poor dude O-O
Lizardhero123 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014
Cricket: lol :XD: poor France.
WoofWooftheKiller Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Student General Artist
France:''Just because I've slept with hundreds of woman...''
Me(in reality) XD FRANCE YOU PERVERT*is laughing ass off*
SakuraDrowned Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
PickleQueenOfNinjas Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
France: Owww...
ME: It's your own fault. You knew what you were getting into.
PickleQueenOfNinjas Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
(Evil laugh)
citrinesun Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014
Yap, That's just the tip of the iceberg...Francis darling, brace you're self for 10 months of unpredictable weather  hun ;)
gymleader97 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013
Wow I am so craby and hormonal...
sebbywife13398 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
i love this so much soo funny 
VoidTheDragon-Slug Featured By Owner May 28, 2013  Student General Artist
Okay note to self don't date or marry Francis
DaughterOfErberus Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013
*chuckling(what, better than the hysteria attack I was having)* Poor Francis.
StarlitXCrystal Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha, this is far by the most favorite hetalia x pregant reader story in your gallery I've ever read... XD
KNC1997 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013
Favoritinq just cause it's so darn funny xD good job.
FrostLover1204 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I would of called him a mutt
Mutt=man slut!
PolarBearChan Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Heheheh, oh Fance...
I love this!!
mutantworks Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
xD I love this.
Svitavotara Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012
I love this! Poor France XD Yeah, I reckon beloved Italy would be really cute for the next one.
aibi0608 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Student
i think russia would be next ... =w=

like if he was about to bully the baltics but stopped when his wife told him bout the kick or while he was gardening

germany would do to if he's about to yell at italy or prussia then stop when he heard bout the kick
SayuriChou Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
jessluvswriting Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012
I think Italy would be good. :)
ciara-aurora-mearse Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Italy should be next
pineapplenumber23 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I wanna see Italy.
Varsa-svasa Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012
Aw crap, Italy is winning the votes.
Varsa-svasa Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012
Germany for the first kick. Or Russia. I can't decide.
upsidedownfrownyface Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Student Writer
AngeloTheNinja Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Student General Artist
Italy! xD He's going to freak out!
negima904538 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I said that I was getting fat on Sunday and my boyfriend agreed with me. (In case I confused you I'm pregnant so.) Anyway Italy should be next.
spkdog Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Hahahahahahaha LOL I love this!! :D :lmao:
Artisan-Garden Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Ahahahahahahaha gah!!!!! XD. Make it stop! Dats funny!! Italy next!!!
Kenshinfangirl Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Italy for the first kick!!!!
AnnaMayZee Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
ITALY! He'll be so clueless ^-^
Lyra152 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Hobbyist
CertifiedJesusFreak Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Italy for the first kick! He'd be soo cute and excited and asdlfkwef<3
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