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"Ohonhon~ _____________," the Frenchman purred in your ear.
Shivering at the breath your ear you shouted back, "Eeeahhhh! Francis, don't do that!" Even if he was your boyfriend, that still creeped you out.
Francis laughed again, "___________ I heard that Arthur was going out tonight with some friends."
"So?"
"Maybe you and I could-."
"NO!" you interrupted him blushing hard.
"Follow him," he gave you a pervy smile, "Ohonhonhon~ _______________, what were you thinking?"
Your blush got darker. "N-Never mind, let's go."

~time skip-brought to you by flying mint bunny~

You heard strange mumblings from around the corner. "F-Francis, maybe we shouldn't be here."
"Nonsense, come on," he pulled you a little further.
"Hmm, what do we have here?" asked a voice from behind. It was Vlad (Romania)
You both let out a scream.
"Sacrifices?" asked Lukas with his usual monotone.
Another scream.
Then Arthur appeared, "Just in time too."
"They want a virgin sacrifice, quick ___________ have sex with me! It's the only way to stop them!" with that France tackled you.
You kept his face at bay yelling, "No way, I'm saving myself for marriage!"

(A/N if you can guess what I was just referencing the first right answer gets a llama badge)

You woke up screaming from the nightmare that was still playing through your mind.
"__________, what is wrong?" asked Francis. You looked over and he was naked in your bed sleeping beside you. Picking up your book from the bedside table you screamed and smacked him over the head with it.
"HOW DID YOU GET IN MY BED?"
"Ohonhon~ you don't remember?" Francis asked as sparkles appeared around him, "We went on a date and we came over to your house then you and I performed the ultimate art of-."
You screamed again and hit him over the head. "Pervert!" The bed sheet fell from his body and you saw that he still had his boxers on. "LIAR!
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SoulTroll729 Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
THIS JUST MADE MY DAY  XD
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DoruDesux1 Feb 9, 2014  New member
XD LOL love this
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magicwolf2012 Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's a Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged series episode 16 reference.

And I love this story. But I wanted to wait to after the marraige to lose my virginity.
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Artcat13 Jul 5, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Are you referring to a very potter musicle?
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Banshee-Scream Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
...no...I'm actually not allowed to read/watch Harry Potter. I'm actually quoting from YuGiOh Abridged... :D
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Artcat13 Jul 5, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Oh my twin watches that. Sorry I just did an epic fail...
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xXArtimisXx May 15, 2013  Student General Artist
-.- Francis, you jerk...
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:iconkatniss-hp-twilight:
FRANCE! You... you pervy liar! Ugh why do I love you again? >.<

:iconsexyfrance3plz: :iconsaysplz: Ohonhonhon, because I am French, mon cherie!

Me: :iconsighingplz: I guess you're right.
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:iconskating-wally:
lol oh france! I would smack you on the head with a 900 page hardcover! anyone have a spare "war and peace" i could use? :D
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:iconrosapretty:
What is your head made of france? I'm surprised he hasn't got a concussion
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