Deviant Login Shop  Join deviantART for FREE Take the Tour
×

:iconbanshee-scream: More from Banshee-Scream


More from deviantART



Details

Submitted on
November 6, 2012
File Size
2.3 KB
Submitted with
Sta.sh
Link
Thumb

Stats

Views
4,452
Favourites
177 (who?)
Comments
53
Downloads
12
×


"__________," Feliciano whined, "I'm so lonely since Luddy left!"
You looked up from your book, "What do you want me to do?"
Feli crossed his arms and put on that cute determined face, "I want to get a girlfriend."
Blushing you said, "Feli you mean-?"
"I need your help to get one to like me."
*cue the sweat drop* "Why do you need me? Isn't Italian the language of love or something?" you shrugged, "Talk to her in Italian."
"____________, I need you to make sure I don't mess up!"
You sighed and got up, "Ok, but I'm driving."
Feliciano-"Then I can tell you my pickup lines."
Today was going to be a long day.

~Time Skip to a park where we find the Italian male in the mist of its strange mating rituals~

"Ciao bella, can I have your name?"
The good woman cocked her head, "Why don't you have one of your own?"
"I'd like to call you. What's your number?" asked the perky Italian.
"In the phone book," the woman deadpanned. You wanted to get up and tell Feliciano to stop before he got slapped, but it was like you could only just watch.
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too." With that the woman walked off.
Turning around Feliciano saw another pretty girl, "Hey baby, I know how to please a woman…"
"Then please leave me alone," the girl said and walked away leaving poor Feliciano behind. "But big brother Francis said that would work…" Another pretty girl walked back and he sprang up and walked over to her. "So what do you do for a living?"
The woman turned to him, "Female impersonator."
Feli cringed and ran to you, "It's not working!" He fell to his knees and wrapped his arms around your waist. "I'm going to be alone forever!"
"No…no!" you said. "Come on I'll take you to my place and I'll make you some pasta ok?"
Feliciano nodded and you took his hand and walked him back to the car. As the two of you walked he stared at you; your (h/l) (h/c) blowing lightly in the breeze, (e/c) shining, you were so nice to him. You always listened and never yelled at him and out could cook pasta. That's when Feliciano realized something, 'She's perfect.'
Requested by :iconfefekik:

Remember to...
Comment!
Fav!
Watch!
Add a Comment:
 
:iconikethecool:
IketheCOOL Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014
LOL IN THE PHONE BOOK! SORRY, SORRY! IT WAS JUST FUNNY!
Reply
:iconzadslady978:
zadslady978 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
XD I KNOW RIGHT! (I found you... Hai!)
Reply
:iconikethecool:
IketheCOOL Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014
I am so going to use that when I grow up...
Reply
:iconzadslady978:
zadslady978 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Me: XD :iconkermityayplz:

Italy: :iconikrplz:
Reply
:iconbabymama90:
babymama90 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014
That's just like Italy to not think of asking me first. XD Good story!
Reply
:iconestrellanina:
EstrellaNina Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014
Is that person with the dark hair in the picture CHINA?
Reply
:icon109144:
109144 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
If it is...

Mein gott...
Reply
:icon109144:
109144 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
How...how cute Feli...nice try, picking up girls...but you're just too cute!>///<
Reply
:iconscrewusernamesidc:
screwusernamesidc Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013
Took you long enough Feli *flips hair*
Reply
:iconjoji1006:
Joji1006 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Please write a part 2! U should do one on where Italy tells u that u are perfect!
Reply
Add a Comment: