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"Let's see, I have the backup vodka…and all the sharp objects are locked away," you muttered double checking.  The three brothers were coming over to your house and in order to make sure there were no fights you had vodka to mellow them out and then to make sure Nikolai didn't attack anyone you had locked up all the knifes and even sewing needles.
"There's the door," you mumbled smoothing out a few stray hairs. You ran to open the door.
"Miss _________," Dmitri smiled, "thank you for-oomf!" Nikolai shoved his older brother out of the way.
He smiled, a bit creepily, and said, "__________~…marry me, marry me, marry me, marry me, marry m-agg!" Ivan shoved his brother out of the way.
"Hallo Miss _________, sorry we forgot to give Nikolai his medicine before we left. He has no idea what he's saying," Ivan said handing you a cake.
You inspected the cake, "Thank you, Ivan that was very sweet of you." Giving him a quick peck on the cheek you let them all inside. You however didn't seem to notice the color change on the Russian's face.
Dmitri gave you a hug, "It's nice to see you again Miss __________." You smiled up at him, he was always so sweet, shy, and timid.
Nikolai glared at his brothers, "_________~ I want a kiss and hug too." He then tackled you in a hug and tried to place his lips on yours. The cake ended up on the floor as you tried to restrain him.
"N-Nik, I missed you too, but you need to calm down!"
"Yes, little brother, let go of ________," Ivan said glaring at his brother.
Nikolai was then ripped off of you.
You gave a sigh of relief, "Thank you Ivan."
"Everyone knows that _________ will soon become one with me, da _________?" Ivan turned to face you expectantly.
"NO!" Nikolai snarled, "__________ is going to marry me! ___________~," he looked at you almost as if he were threatening you, "don't you want to marry me? I'll take care of you and never leave your side, I'll cook and clean and-ahhh!"
That's when the wrestling match occurred in your living room.
"Miss _________, are you alright?" Dmitri asked.
You nodded, "I just don't know what got into them all of a sudden."
Dmitri blushed, "Umm, Miss ________. I…umm…would you like to…ahh…g-go out sometime?"
Imminently the room became dead quiet. The 'you could drop a pin and everyone would hear it' kind of quiet.
"Big brother…" Ivan said, "I'm going to become one with would be unwise to peruse a relationship with her…"
"I agree," Nikolai said, "it would be unwise…because _________ is going to marry ME!"
Dmitri got a few tears in his eyes, "B-but I like Miss ____________ too!"
"NOT AS MUCH AS ME!" Nikolai and Ivan shouted at the same time.
However Dmitri did something that was completely out of character, his face grew a bit dark, "Then you will have to fight me for her!" Out of nowhere he pulled out a pitch fork and charged at his younger brothers.
Nikolai smirked and pulled out a knife from one of his pockets.
Ivan glared and pulled out his long metal pipe.
"Ivan!" you were exasperated as the three brothers started to fight over your attention. "Guys, cut it out!"
But inwardly you blushed, cause I mean…it's not every day three super-hot guys fought over you now is it?
Requested by :iconkoyukizaku:

Hope you all like it ^^

As always I found this awesome picture on Google!

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Girl4558 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2016  Hobbyist
am I the only one who was all like: AND WHAT ABOUT THE CAKE!!!
MisGiovisdoo Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2015
I would choose Dmitri.... >///<
He's very cute ~ ♥
PsycoTeen Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Quietly nibbles on the cake on the floor...*nom*nom*nom* guys...*chew* dont fight over meeh.. o^o ...~
PurpleSmilesandLove Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015
Okay, in reality, I'd kick them out or call the police or something, but since it's just a story, I think I can be forgiven if I indulge a little.
NAGlTO Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
vamp003 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014
wouldn't it be a foursome if reader joined in? honhonhonhon[pervy thoughts]
NAGlTO Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oops I forgot Ukraine was in there XD
vamp003 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014
aww poor ukrain.
AllYson-JoY Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist

M-My...My cake...//shot
xXKimberIsAwesomeXx Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014
Do you wanna know what is do?

I'd make a derp face and fling myself out da closed window. All while derping.

Like a boss.
E-Sane Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*shocked look and blushing a new shade of red* I-I should go get the vodka.
AngelicOne19 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2014
I'd just fuck all three :D
PsycoTeen Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
AllYson-JoY Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
XD I like how there all all of these sweet comments...and then there's yours XDD 

Threesome!~ :iconmnrrapeplz: 
AngelicOne19 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014
I got a dirty mind ^^ and who wouldn't want that?!
AllYson-JoY Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I know I do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) o 3 o
AngelicOne19 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014
Whoo! High five!
frenchypants Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014
Hehehehehehehe I'm flattered *blushing with a huge grin plastered on my face*
PokemonTrainerFer Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013  Student General Artist
Oh guys are always fighting over me. In my mind. I am 4ever alone
Andi-Tiucs Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I would choose Dmitri......I love male! Ukraine
RaInBoWSpLaSh2012 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I imagined I got all of them :iconfuckyeahamericaplz: I'm such an imature imbecile~
AndreaTheChinchilla Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
But... The cake
SeiraHoshikawa Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2013
..... My cake--
AllAboardTheSSDerp Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
<3 :3
CanadianEngland Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Can't I invite guys over to my house without them fighting? Again?
neigma Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Student General Artist
Ok, ok... not like this doesn't make me blush 50 shades of red but... COME ON! AT LEAST SHOW A LITTLE DECENCY! YOU'RE ALL GUESTS IN MY HOUSE, DAMN IT!!!
MaliciousJoy Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
japanxcanadaforever Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh fuck, what have I started?
Guys! You don't need to fight over me! Please stop!
RoseEmma1 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013
But inwardly you blushed, cause I mean…it's not every day three super-hot guys fought over you now is it? ...Hahaha xD I have to agree!
I really like all of them so its fine with me ^^
....(except maybe Dmitri, since I have never read any fanfic about him)
Yay For Nikolai and Ivan though! ^^
<.< >.> <.< I hope none of them heard that.
LinkinPark9449 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
zekka12 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013
Stop I love you all its okay!
panda-lover1 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Student
panda-lover1 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Student
:iconspazzattackplz: ALL SO HAWT!!!
Powerpuffs16 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I loved this story when i read but i couldn't comment on it since i didn't have an account!! But, now...i can do this!! Lol. XD :squee: :dummy: :turbopoke: :trollface:
sarpndo Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013
Hehe. Guys, please, really, don't fight...
MizuVargas Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Student Writer
only if this were real..
xXChocoMelkGirlXx Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
AwesomePugPerson Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
*reads end*
*sees link in description*
*clicks immediately*
DiceAce Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
XD "Ooooooh ..... nooooo! .... you .... might hurt each other ... nooooo stop it...!" -Grinning learusly-
skating-wally Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
lol this was so funny :D i was trying to contain my giggles the whole time!
glaceon007 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Student General Artist
I like this story, it makes me giggle~ I just adore male!Ukraine and male!Belarus and let's not forget about Russia~
WCTSchick14 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
I love your work!

Imma stalk you
monkeylvr13 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
funny! i wouldnt mind three boys fighting over me, as long as there were no weapons involved though.
AutobotChrome Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student General Artist
I was reading this and saying: "shi- shi- shit! holay carp!"
freakin me out man...
Duraiku-kun Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
why male, if i may ask? why not just female belarus and ukraine x reader?
Banshee-Scream Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
well, I really don't feel comfortable writing Yaoi or Yuri so I made them male.
Duraiku-kun Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
huh? yaoi is anime/manga male gay sex. yuri is anime/manga lesbian sex. i don't see any of that in this story, so i don't understand why you couldn't just put "she" instead of "he" and how much of a difference that would've made for you. your choice, i guess.
Banshee-Scream Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Oh...well I don't do male/male or female/female relationships, I guess I should have said that instead ^//^
Shihuchi Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
bad touch trio and possibly austria? o3o
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