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"Don't worry ___________," said your mama, "not everybody is like Uncle Nik."
You nodded and reached up trying to get her to carry you, "Mama!"
Anya smiled down at you, "Do you want your mama to carry you?"
Nodding you tried to reach higher.
"Very well," she said and picked you up carrying you into the world meeting.
"Yo Russie, who's that little girl with you?" a young woman with golden colored hair ran over to you. you, being only three years old, shied away from her.
Anya smiled, "Hello Miss. America, this is my daughter ____________."
America looked at you, "She's so fricken cute, dude let me hold her!" The loud woman reached out for you and you squirmed.
"Mama, she's loud…"
"America I don't think you should-." But it was too late as America took you from your mama and tossed you into the air, catching you again.
Your fear soon turned to glee, "Yay!"
"America stop that, you'll drop her you twat!" England shouted trying to get her former colony to stop throwing you into the air.
"Aw cool off British dude, she likes it don't you ___________?"
You nodded and when she caught you again gave her a hug, "Can I go back to mama now?'
America turned back to Russia, "Yes America, give her back to mother Russia…"
"Sure thing," she handed you back to your mama.
"___________, why don't you go play with; Liechtenstein, Sealand, and your Aunt Latvia while I work, da?"
"Da!" you shouted and ran off to play. "Auntie Latvia!" You grabbed her around the waist. "Can I play with you?" Looking up you saw a girl and boy a little older than you.
"Who are you?" asked the girl.
"I'm __________...who are you?"
"I'm Sealand, but you can call me Wendy," she said, "and this is Noah." She pointed to the boy. You then turned very red and hid behind Latvia.
Noah smiled at you, "Hello ___________." You blushed harder.
"P-privet (hello)," you said.
The male country crouched down and held out his hand, "How old are you ___________."
Quietly you held out three fingers.
"That's big," he said. "You're practically an adult now aren't you?"
You giggled and came out from behind Latvia, "No, mama is 5000. I'm just a baby."
Liechtenstein took your hand, "Do you want to go get a snack?"
Nodding you followed him into a kitchen and got a cookie.
"___________~" your blood froze…and you started to cry.
"What's wrong __________?"
You cried harder as the voice go closer, "___________~, come out so we can become one…" You clung to Noah and continued to cry.
"Uncle Nik is here," you whimpered into his shirt.
Noah held you as you cried.
Then Nikolai walked into the room, his demeanor changing when he saw Noah holding you. "Let go of her…now!"
You cried harder as Nikolai pulled out a knife.
The almost fight was interrupted by a gunshot. "Big sister!" shouted Noah. Looking up from Noah's shirt you saw a woman with short blonde hair and a gun.
"Leave it be, ___________ is mine!" Nikolai shouted.
"No!" you shouted holding onto Noah.
Nikolai's tone then became very sweet, "But ____________, don't you want to marry me?"
You shook your head, "No! I wanna marry Noah!" Noah turned very red at your outburst. Nikolai however turned very angry. You looked up at Noah, "Please…one day when I'm all grown up?"
"Noah it's time to go," said the girl.
"Hold on big sister," said Noah he turned to look at you, "Ok _________, one day when you're all grown up. If you still want to, I'll marry you ok?"
You grinned, "Yay!"
"____________ are you in here?"
"Mama!" you shouted running to her, "Guess what?"
Your mama smiled and picked you up, "What is it?"
"When I'm all grown up, guess who I get to marry?"
'Please don't be Nikolai, please don't be Nikolai…'
"Noah!" you shouted.
Russia turned to look at the little country, "Really?" Looking him up and down she said, "I approve. Let's go home __________."
"Ok," you said really tired. And you fell asleep in your mama's arms.
Requested by :iconashessakura:

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Hope you all like it ^w^
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:iconrandomaotdork:
RandomAOTDork Featured By Owner 5 days ago
Me: Mama! Guess what?
Anya: What is it?
Me: When I'm all grown up guess who I get to marry?
Anya: O.O 'please don't let it be Nikolai, please don't let it be Nikolai...'
Me: Noah!
Anya: Really? I approve. Let's go home. 'Thank goodness she didn't say Nikolai...'
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:iconkieranhighlawn:
KieranHighlawn Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Dummy 
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:iconmissocarina:
MissOcarina Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YAY! i'ma merry Liechtenstein!
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:iconally-luvs-hetalia:
Ally-luvs-HETALIA Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014
uncle nik is such a perv
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:iconlullabyskyx:
LullabySkyX Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014
So she agreed.....interesting.
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:iconfirelily55:
firelily55 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Student Artist
I feel bad for Nikolai
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:iconxxthesirenxx:
xXTheSirenXx Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014
Mother Russia APPROVED!! 
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:iconnirvanarivera:
NirvanaRivera Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I must be some cute little thing if Belarus wants me
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:iconbutterscotchripple77:
ButterscotchRipple77 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Student Artist
and instead of Russia. You must be the cutest thing ever
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:iconhetalianqueen:
HetalianQueen Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
Belarus...........be..............weird...........somewhere............else.
Beside bastardized you mine bitch!
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:iconxxkimberisawesomexx:
xXKimberIsAwesomeXx Featured By Owner May 26, 2014
If she aproves, all is well.

She apvroved of me marrying Noah.

I AM AMAZIG IF MY UNCLE THATS 27 BAZZILON-JILLION YEARS OLDER THAN ME WANTS TO "BECOME ONE"
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:iconlisaxlovesaph:
LisaxlovesAPH Featured By Owner May 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
RUSSIA APPROVES
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:icongab226789:
gab226789 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Student Writer
dat picture XD
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:iconlisaxlovesaph:
LisaxlovesAPH Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks
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:iconazaya-sama:
Azaya-sama Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: "When I'm all grown up, guess who I get to marry?"

Mama Russia: 'Please don't be Nikolai, please don't be Nikolai…'

Pfft XD
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:iconlisaxlovesaph:
LisaxlovesAPH Featured By Owner May 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
IKR XD
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:iconazaya-sama:
Azaya-sama Featured By Owner May 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG your profile picture XD
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:iconlisaxlovesaph:
LisaxlovesAPH Featured By Owner May 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you
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:iconblue-demon-hybrid:
Blue-Demon-Hybrid Featured By Owner May 2, 2014
Go, Switzy! 
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:iconbloodlily16:
BloodLily16 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
YAY SWITZY!!! If the countries were all Nyotalia most of the time, then I might actually pick Lichtenstein. :D
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:iconzadie39:
Zadie39 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wtf? Belarus!
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:iconhetalialover72:
hetalialover72 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013
Lol if I was Russia I would be like " really *looks at Noah* I approve as long as it's not Nikolai!" Lol :D
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:iconhyo38:
Hyo38 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Mother Russia approves.
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:iconlunaharborssecrets:
LunaHarborsSecrets Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013
Mama!" you shouted running to her, "Guess what?"
Your mama smiled and picked you up, "What is it?"
"When I'm all grown up, guess who I get to marry?"
'Please don't be Nikolai, please don't be Nikolai…'
"Uncle Nik!"...:iconimhorrifiedplz::iconleftarrowplz: Russia
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:iconcitrinesun:
citrinesun Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014
lol, cool twist of plot, I would love it too. I wonder what would have happened if Nic marries "the reader"
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:iconlunaharborssecrets:
LunaHarborsSecrets Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014
Uh... Russia murder spree, maybe?
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:iconcitrinesun:
citrinesun Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014
HAHAHA...LOL, poor Nic
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:iconsonicgfriendkat:
sonicgfriendKat Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Hobbyist
can't stop laughing X3
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:iconknockoutssister:
KnockoutsSister Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YAY IMMA MARRY MOAH!! Wait what?
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:icontwianddashforever:
TwiandDashForever Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol this gives a whole new perspective to the phrase mother russia XD also like how umm noah XD and the girl "get togather" :3
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:iconflyingpastakitty:
FlyingPastaKitty Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL
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:iconakasunayuki3:
AkasunaYuki3 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013
I wouldn't mind nikolai if I was older :icongiddyplz:
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:iconion35:
Ion35 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013
Yay!! Mama Russia agrees
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:iconyukki67:
Yukki67 Featured By Owner May 28, 2013  Student Writer
"Mama!" you shouted running to her, "Guess what?"
Your mama smiled and picked you up, "What is it?"
"When I'm all grown up, guess who I get to marry?"
'Please don't be Nikolai, please don't be Nikolai…'
"Noah!" you shouted.
Russia turned to look at the little country, "Really?" Looking him up and down she said, "I approve. Let's go home __________."
I thought this was fricken funny as hell
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:iconkitty-chan3215:
Kitty-chan3215 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013
I totally agree xD
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:iconedwardelric2013:
EdwardElric2013 Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
russia approves
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:iconearthatraserenity:
EarthAtraSerenity Featured By Owner May 4, 2013
Nikolai sounds like a pedophile--in this story he does anyways. Asking a little girl to become one with him--what's wrong with you Nikolai! lB( I'm watching you. :iconwatchingyouplz: Creepy icon is creepy.
Anyways, this story is entertaining, I just hope I'm not left alone in a room with Nikolai, I fear for my innocence. Keep up the good work.
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AwesomePerson26 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013
This is so adorable~ And really funny! XD
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:iconstarwarriormizuki:
starwarriormizuki Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Mama!" you shouted running to her, "Guess what?"
Your mama smiled and picked you up, "What is it?"
"When I'm all grown up, guess who I get to marry?"
'Please don't be Nikolai, please don't be Nikolai…'
"Noah!" you shouted.
Russia turned to look at the little country, "Really?" Looking him up and down she said, "I approve. Let's go home __________."

funniest part ever XD.
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:iconrunlikehell04:
RunLikeHell04 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013
Hahaha yeah, especially the "Please don't be Nikolai" part. I laughed so hard!!
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:iconstarwarriormizuki:
starwarriormizuki Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
ikr X3 russia really wants nothing to do with Nikolai.
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:iconaibi0608:
aibi0608 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Student
awwww~~~!!! this reminds me of a cute moment in baka and test summon the beast like this

[link]

timing 3:40 - 3:45 , 3:49-3:53

ahhh what the heck see it then you'll know what i mean
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:iconvillainkomandr:
VillainKomandr Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Student General Artist
... I see what you did there with Sealand's name XD Hehe I wanna hug you.
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:iconsilverraven14:
SilverRaven14 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student Artist
OMG!!!!!! The c-cuteness is so Bright!
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:iconladychaoni:
LadyChaoNi Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Its so cute!
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:iconbramblefur1:
Bramblefur1 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The cuteness level is over 9000!! XD *shot* YAY I get to marry Noah!!
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:iconashessakura:
AshesSakura Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Awww, this is so cute~ Its a nice ending and Noah is really cute and the whole 'please dont be nikolai' part made me laugh really hard XD Thanks for doing the request~
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:iconfefekik:
FefeKik Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Ahahahah :heart:
Continue thisssss
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:iconmonkchoo24:
monkchoo24 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
More plz~!
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:iconbadatartbutlovesit:
badatartbutlovesit Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Awwwwww this is soooo cute <3
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