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"Mama, would you please stop messing with my hair?" you asked. You were now sixteen and going on your first real date with Noah.
Your mother was in near tears, "But _________, I feel like you're all grown up."
"I am all grown up!" you whined. "That's why Noah asked me out."
"I feel like you're going to leave me," Anya whimpered. "You're going to get married and…and…wahahahahah!" Off again your mother went crying.
Finally the doorbell rang and you answered it smiling, but what you found wasn't your date…but Nikolai.
"AHHH!" you shouted and hid behind your mother.
"__________," Nikolai said in that creepy voice of his, "are you ready? We are going to get married soon…"
You yelled from behind your mother, "No! No! No!"
"__________," finally a voice you wanted. Peeking out from behind you found Noah with a gun. "How are you?"
Smiling you ran to hug him, "Fine. Where did you get the gun?"
"My big sister gave it to me, she said I better be able to protect you if I'm taking you out on a date" he said giving you a little kiss on the forehead. "Are you ready to go?"
You nodded and took his hand, "Let's go!"
"Noooo!" shouted Nikolai as your mother held him back, "___________! Come back!"
Noah and you ran off to your date, leaving your mother to handle your uncle.
"Y-you look very cute," Noah said trying to make small talk.
Giggling you said, "Well you look very handsome.  Where are we going?"
Noah thought for a moment, "A movie maybe…"
Latching yourself onto his arm you smiled, "That sounds good."
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:iconask-insane-dasher:
Ask-insane-Dasher Featured By Owner May 27, 2015  Student Artist
Asuna Praying Icon More please. ^.^
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:iconeodragonkitty201:
EODragonkitty201 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
this
is
not
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!


ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.








SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.








AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.








NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?

EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.









EXAMPLE
2:
TOM
ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)

EXAMPLE
3:
JOEANNA
SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN IT WASNT
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:iconnillockeep:
Nillockeep Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015
Why do you people keep making these loads of horse crap? Getting real tired of them.
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:iconardarakat:
ArdaraKat Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2015
Lies these people are so gullible ^-^
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:icondinonutstar:
dinoNUTSTAR Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015  Student Artist
Aww!~
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:iconlullabyskyx:
LullabySkyX Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014
I'm terrified! But I'm safe with Noah cuz of the gun!
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:iconrussiahetalialove:
RussiaHetaliaLove Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG i ♥ this. Moar plz!
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:iconnesuna:
nesuna Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
I am scared now
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:iconcrazygirl1519:
Crazygirl1519 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2014
( DON'T LAUGH, DON'T LAUGH, DON'T LAUGH) the only thing I was thinking it's so cute
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:iconiamapiano:
IAmAPiano Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Student Writer
Hmmmmm............Belarus is so weird!
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:iconblue-demon-hybrid:
Blue-Demon-Hybrid Featured By Owner May 2, 2014
Aww~! What movie?
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:iconbutterscotchripple77:
ButterscotchRipple77 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Student Artist
please be Frozen, please be Frozen
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:iconblue-demon-hybrid:
Blue-Demon-Hybrid Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014
I agree. Please be Frozen.
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:iconblock5455:
block5455 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2015  New Deviant
or..... SHREK
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:iconblue-demon-hybrid:
Blue-Demon-Hybrid Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2015
Yeah! Either one!
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:iconimmortalvantasy:
ImmortalVantasy Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014
What movie...?
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:iconnyanmeowth:
nyanmeowth Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Student Artist
Does Switzerland approve of me?
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:icondinonutstar:
dinoNUTSTAR Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015  Student Artist
No... Everyone but Nikolai approves
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:iconazzura--chan:
azzura--chan Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014
I love it!!! One question will they you into the theatre with a gun?
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:iconmadame-north:
madame-North Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Hey, as long as he has a concealed carry licence, I'm fine!
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:icongab226789:
gab226789 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Student Writer
Yes.....if your name is John Wilkes Booth hehehe~



I'm sorry I just had to do that XD
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:iconsegarocker21:
SegaRocker21 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
*paps your face* 
Shhhh, nobody has to know!
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:iconazzura--chan:
azzura--chan Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014
Ok!
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:iconsegarocker21:
SegaRocker21 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
We can smuggle the gun! Nobody would know!!! 
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:iconazzura--chan:
azzura--chan Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014
Right! Hmmmm.... Aha! We could hide it in Reader-chan's purse!
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:iconsegarocker21:
SegaRocker21 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Yup! Or we can walk in casually, the movie people are chill, they don't judge ^^
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:iconazzura--chan:
azzura--chan Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014
Of course if you're in the States I think it's actually legal to bring the gun with you everywhere...
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:iconbloodlily16:
BloodLily16 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That's not true... 
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:iconsegarocker21:
SegaRocker21 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Pfft! Who need safety in numbers when you have GUNS!!!!
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:iconzadie39:
Zadie39 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nikolai! Wtf!! is Wrong with you!!!
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:iconshadowangel850:
ShadowAngel850 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013
Wait, what country is Noah?
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:iconskritdlez:
Skritdlez Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2013
he is Liechtenstein's male version
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:iconshadowangel850:
ShadowAngel850 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013
Oh ok thanx
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:iconskritdlez:
Skritdlez Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013
derr welcome
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:iconlunaharborssecrets:
LunaHarborsSecrets Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013
Make more or face my fury. Jk. Seriously though, make more.
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:iconheyyoungblood:
heyyoungblood Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
THIS IS SO ADORABLE!!!1!!
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:iconflyingpastakitty:
FlyingPastaKitty Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
LMAO Nikolai!
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:iconradioactivetornado:
radioactiveTornado Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013
ok im seriously starting 2 feel like i stalker i see you EVERYWHERE
:iconwthplz:
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:iconflyingpastakitty:
FlyingPastaKitty Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You're not stalking me! :D
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:iconradioactivetornado:
radioactiveTornado Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013
yay 105 - Suggestions two 
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:iconxxmooncrystalxx:
xXmooncrystalXx Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
you should make a pt 4
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:iconhetaliabangtheoryfan:
hetaliabangtheoryfan Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013
*imagination after reading that Noah had a gun*
Noah: You touch my girl and your DEAD NIKOLAI!
Nikolai:*death stare contest with Noah*
me: wa wa wahhhhhhh WAHHHHHHHH!
*hours later*
me: IN THIS CORNER MY UNCLE NIKOLAI IN THE OTHER CORNER MY FUTURE BOYFRIEND NOAH! *fight bell ding*
Noah and Nikolai: *fight cloud*
me: awesome two guys are fighting for my love B3
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:icondark-winged-kitsune:
dark-winged-kitsune Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That just made my day XD
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:iconhetaliabangtheoryfan:
hetaliabangtheoryfan Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013
your welcome that i made your day :{D
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:iconion35:
Ion35 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013
Hahaha I love this series you made my reading funny
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:iconkitty-chan3215:
Kitty-chan3215 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013
I laughed so hard at this series xD Thank you for making my day!
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:iconuhmeduh:
Uhmeduh Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*like Russia when Natalia breaks in* No,no,no,no,no!
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Yukki67 Featured By Owner May 28, 2013  Student Writer
"__________," Nikolai said in that creepy voice of his, "are you ready? We are going to get married soon…"
You yelled from behind your mother, "No! No! No!"
"__________," finally a voice you wanted. Peeking out from behind you found Noah with a gun. "How are you?"
Smiling you ran to hug him, "Fine. Where did you get the gun?"
"My big sister gave it to me, she said I better be able to protect you if I'm taking you out on a date" he said giving you a little kiss on the forehead. "Are you ready to go?"
You nodded and took his hand, "Let's go!"
"Noooo!" shouted Nikolai as your mother held him back, "___________! Come back!"
Noah and you ran off to your date, leaving your mother to handle your uncle.
"Y-you look very cute," Noah said trying to make small talk.
Giggling you said, "Well you look very handsome. Where are we going?"
Noah thought for a moment, "A movie maybe…"
Latching yourself onto his arm you smiled, "That sounds good."


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha funny
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:iconalice-fujioka:
Alice-Fujioka Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Student Artist
Can you make more please
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ShadowDrift047 Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I love Noah's older sis! Sounds like mein Uncle though...
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