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EnglandxReader: Family Mornings
You smiled as you sat up in bed. Pulling the sheets closer to your body you looked over at your sleeping husband. He was snoring. Mouth hanging open, drooling on the pillow.
Brushing a bit of hair out of his face you leaned down and kissed him gently on the cheek. You always got up this early to make him tea and breakfast before he woke up. Slipping out of bed you felt a pair of arms wrap around your waist.
He was trying to pull you back in his sleep. Gingerly you disentangled his arms from you and slipped on your bathrobe.
You made him his tea and some eggs and toast.
Mama, a little voice from the kitchen whispered. You turned to see Matthew.
What is it baby?
Matthew was holding his toy bear to his chest, Im hungry can we have pancakes?
You shook your head, How about toast?
The ten year old sighed, but nodded and sat at the kitchen table rubbing his eyes.
A few mintues later rapid footsteps were heard, MA!
You heard your stomach grumble. You hadn't eaten in three days, ever since you ran away from your last master. He was a mean man who had inherited you from his old aunt. You loved his aunt; she was a sweet old woman with at least seven other cats.
Two of which ran away two weeks before you did. Three had died because your mast beat them to death, and the other one was still living with him.
You smelled food and your stomach rumbled; quickly you sprinted to the sweet aroma. There you found a plate of strange looking biscuits. You happily ate until you heard the sound of the angry human it belonged to.
"What the bloody hell happened?" The human had bushy eyebrows and green eyes. You mewed pitifully trying to make him understand you were sorry. His face softened, "Why you poor thing." He picked you up and you winced feeling him touch your bruises and cuts.
He took notice of this and brought you inside his house. You squirmed, the last time you were in a house you were being abused.
Neko!EnglandxNeko!Reader: Stray Part 2
You had been living with Green eyes and Iggycat for about two months now and almost all of your wounds were healed. Everything seemed to be going good for you until
"Where is my cat?" shouted an all too familiar voice.
"Iggycat!" you shouted running for the older and tougher tom. "Help!"
"There you are," snarled your old master grabbing you by the tail.
Iggycat jumped on his hand and scratched him, "Leave her alone," he hissed. "Don't worry __________ I'll protect you."
You whimpered and got behind him, "T-thank you."
"What the bloody hell are you doing with my cats?" asked Green eyes with a revolver. "Leave them alone." Both of you ran to your master. You purred as you nuzzled your master's leg, giving him thanks that he saved you.
Iggycat licked your cheek while Green eyes ran the man off, "Are you alright?"
Nodding you whispered, "Thank you Iggycat."
Iggycat turned red, "Umm, ________."
"I love you."
"Good, cause I love you too."
Pirate!EnglandxReader: Good Men Gone
"Al, Mat, get back here!" you shouted trying to call back your five year old twin sons.
Alfred and Matthew had run ahead on the beach, and out of your sights. "Ma! Ma! Look what I found!"
Alfred and Matthew soon came back within sights, Alfred holding in one hand, his brother's hand, and the other a sea shell. "It's beautiful Al."
"It's for you," he said putting it in your hand. Matthew let go of his twin's hand and grabbed onto your skirt.
"Mama, I wanna go home," he yawned, "I'm tired."
You looked up at the sun, "Well it does seem time for your nap."
Alfred jumped up and down, "I don't need a nap!"
Matthew reached up for you to carry him. "Mama…"
Making sure he had his teddy bear you picked him up and held him on your hip. With your other hand you took Alfred's hand, "Time to go Al. The beach can get mighty scary if you don't have someone to protect you."
"I'm not tired," he complained.
"You still need to get a nap while I make dinner," you said.
On the way back to your small cottage
EnglandxReader: My Knight in a Green Sweater
"That's not funny Francis," you said reaching for your crown, "give it back!"
"Aww does the little princess want her stupid little tiara back?"
You started to cry, "My tiara isn't stupid, give it back!"
Francis continued to torment you until someone called out, "Give it back Francis…"
"Ohonhon, is the little black sheep trying to play the hero?"
"I said give it back to her," Arthur snapped.
Francis dropped your crown, breaking it, and ran off.
You continued to cry.
"I-I'm sorry," Arthur said.
You looked at him, "It's not your fault."
Arthur blushed and took your hand, "I'll make it up to you. Let's go make you a new one."
He led you to a bunch of field flowers and started to string them together, "Here." He placed the crown on your head.
You blushed, "T-thank you…Artie."
"Give me back my book Francis!"
"Not until you agree to go on a date with moi."
You growled and tried to climb over him to get your book, "I'll claw your eyes out! Give me back my book!"
"Germouser, Germouser," shouted Itabby, "I want you to meet ______________."
"Ja, Ja," said Germouser following the hyperactive Italian cat. He had no idea why Itabby wanted to introduce him to his new friend.
"_________!" shouted Itabby finaly finding his friend.
"Itabby," it was a pretty she-cat with large (e/c) eyes and a thick (f/c) coat. Carefully she walked over as the Italian cat ran to her tackling her in a strange catish hug.
"Veee~ ____________!" Itabby jumped, "___________, greet me like I taught you!"
___________ turned slightly red, "O-ok." Quickly she gave the Italian a peck on both cheeks.
"Ve~I got kissed by a pretty kitty. Now its your tern Germouser," said Itabby, "_____________ give Germouser a kiss to!"
________________ and Germouser both turned very red. "Umm, Itabby. I don't think that _________ would want-."
"Oh, no I'm fine," said ___________, "that is if you're-."
Germouser interrupted her, "I'm fine."
___________ walked over to the cat and gave him a quick pec
Neko!GermanyxNeko!Reader: A Day with Germouser
Early morning you rolled out of your basket. Food was the only thing on your mind. Food. Food. Food. You looked around for your mate, Germouser. "Where is he?" you wondered aloud. Quietly you made your way to the kitchen.
Food awaited you in the bowl and you ate slowly. "Vee! _________ hide me!" shouted Itabby running inside and behind you.
"Itabby," you said in surprise, "aren't you supposed to be training?"
"Si, but Germouser is scaring me!"
"Germouser isn't that scary," you said slightly offended by the almost insult to your mate.
Itabby started crying, "He won't let me go home and have pasta!"
Groaning you poked the weeping feline with your paw and said, "Let's go. I have to get some exercise as well. I'll tell Germouser to go easy on you."
You nodded and led the calico outside and into the cool air. Spring was always your favorite time because it meant many things. Mainly of all, kittens. You wanted kittens of your own so bad you could cry.
Little ball of fur.
Purr, purr, purr.
-Big Bang Theory
(I'm so sorry I couldn't resist)
The ice blew against Japaneko as he roamed the streets looking for something to eat. It had been two days since his had "lost" his master. He was quite hungry and quite cold. Finally he found somewhere to hide, a rather large cardboard box in the middle of an alleyway.
Quickly he made his way to it and walked inside.
"Who are you?" asked a pretty cat with (f/c). "Itabby, Germouser; look what walked in."
A rather large black cat walked over to Japaneko, he viewed the smaller cat critically, "Who are you?"
"Veeee~ Germouser who is it?" asked the cat Japaneko took to be Itabby.
"I'm Japaneko," said Japaneko.
The pretty girl cat piped up, "I'm __________."
"___________ don't give out your name to strange cats," said Germouser. "Itabby stop eating, you need to save some for us."
"But Gemrouser, I'm so hungry."
"You're always hungry Itabby," ________ said
Neko!FrancexNeko!Reader: Kitty Love
You purred on your perch watching the strange cats bellow. Your master had moved to the strange town of Ailateh a few months ago and you soon learned the most fun you could have was to watch the unusual neighborhood cats that had weekly meetings.
You chuckled as Itabby asked for pasta from Germouser. They were so funny.
"Meeting adorned," said Germouser. Slowly the cats left. Once you thought they were all gone you came out of hiding to bask in the sun showing off your (f/c) coat.
"Finally, I thought they'd never leave," you murmured.
"Ohonhonhon~ what do we have here?" asked a tom with a French.
Slowly you turned your head to see Francat, "Oh hello."
Francat circled you, "What is your name mon cheri?"
"___________," you said lazily. "What is it you want?"
"To show you the wonders of French love."
You stretched, "Mmm, not now. Maybe later once we know each other better." You smiled slyly.
Francat seemed stunned, "Umm, ok." Maybe he was unused to other cats responding so well to his adv
2p!Neko!England X Kitten!Reader 2p!Neko!England X Kitten!Reader
"Papa?" you mewed softly looking around the whole house for him, with your small size you hated to be seperated from him.
You stayed close to the walls and under tables, you didn't want to get stepped on. Your worst fear was running into Americat he always bullied you and destroyed your things but you were to small to fight him yourself.
"Papa?" you mewed again checking the Tan guy's room, you stood in the doorway not wanting to move. Americat was on the bed stretching, with his reddish-brown fur he clended in with the dark covers.
"Oh well lookie here" he smirked hopping off the bed, you dashed down the hall and into the living room. You looked around quickly for a place to hide, you chose to hid under the couch. Just as the last bit of your tail was under the couch he casually trotted in.
"Lil one where are you?" he said in a sing song voice, without your Papa he would probably beat you sensless or
Cat!England x reader - which one?"So, _____-san, which one do you want to keep?" Kiku asked me as I petted the cats.
"I'm going to keep Iggycat" I said. It's been hard decision but... what else I would do. Americat looked at me with his bright, blue eyes and started to panic. He was running around the room and meowing all the time.
"Now, now, be a good cat and go with me" Kiku grabbed the larger cat and walked out. Iggycat meowed at me and licked my cheek. I petted him as he purred.
"So... you're happy about that you're staying?" I smiled and he meowed louder. I took him onto my arms and looked at him. Somehow he looked really familiar.
"You are just like my friend, Iggy..." I smiled sadly. "His name is Arthur, he's so nice to me, you know?"
The cat turned his head to the side and I giggled.
"Yes, just like you" I rubbed his ear "he has green eyes, like you. Also, he has those crazy, thick eyebrows... and it looks like you have pair of them too"
He purred and rubbed his head on my neck. It's like he understood me.
Neko!Reader X Neko!2P!England (SEQUEL)
You arrived the next day to the pretty bakery in hopes to see your new friend Ollie, you ran through the cat door and spotted him quickly on the other side of the bakery playing with his tail in boredom. Ollie looked up from his tail and beamed with happiness as he saw ____ standing there, he quickly jumped up and greeted her properly (like a gentlecat)."Oh hello there poppet! How are you doing on this fine day?" Ollie inquired, you grinned and meowed "I'm doing very well thank you,by the way, the cupcake was absolutely delicious yesterday" and you rubbed up against him showing your appreciation causing Ollie to become bashful and play with his tail. You giggled at him and asked "What do you want to do today?" he pondered for a few moments and then jumped up happily saying "I could let you meet my master, he's a very chipper master if I do say so~" You smiled and agreed, wanting to meet the person who made such a marvelous cupcake.
Ollie walked into the back kitchen of the bakery with
Nekotalia!EnglandxReader Your tail twitched impatiently as you waited outside his person's housing. 'Why isn't he back by now? He's been gone for almost 2 months now...'
Iggycat, a rather handsome Scottish Fold who lived nearby your former persons left abruptly nearly 2 months ago. Every day you had come to see if he had come back but unlucky for you, not.
Right as you were about to leave, a car pulled into the driveway. When the door open, you saw the tom emerge, looking around as if he hadn't been in this area before.
"Iggycat!" You cried, quickly looking both ways before crossing to him. "Iggycat!"
He looked over surprised, rushing to your side soon after. "___________! I told you not to leave the house-!"
"You ass! Why did you leave me!?"
"I've been alone! I didn't know where you went!"
"My person had to go away!" He cried back in despair. "I've been stuck in a kennel for months-!"
"You need to come with me right now!"
"Come with me now!"
Not wanting to upset you, he
Neko!Reader X Neko!2P!England
You were feeling positively chipper about today it was absolutely beautiful,so your master had let you out to explore.You wandered around the streets letting all the sights and smells entrance you, you felt happier than you have in awhile. You started to smell something that made your little kitty mouth water, you instantly took of running in the direction of the smell. You ran down three blocks before you spotted the source of the smell in a bakery window, a tuna cupcake, you trotted up to the window of the store and stared at the tasty morsel.
2P!Ollicat sauntered around his master's bakery enjoying all the pretty pinks and blues but most of all the sweets. His master had made him a special cupcake today, it was made with tuna and catnip so it was virtually irresistible, and 2P!Ollicat couldn't wait to get his paws into it. He stood looking at his special cupcake as it cooled by the window, patiently waiting for it to be cooled when he saw a particularly cute female cat standing outs
Neko!Reader X Neko!2P!Italy
You wandered down the allies of some ratty neighborhood trying to scrounge up food for the night. Your owner had abandoned you for some unknown reason, so you were forced to make it on your own, constantly getting harassed by the stray female cats who disliked your very existence. You trotted up to a trashcan fishing about, just looking for any scrap when you hit the mother load in the form of a full open can of tuna.
You quickly grabbed it making a sprint for your little "home" if you could even call the cardboard box that. You were in the final stretch to your box when you heard a familiar growl behind you, "Ohhhhh _______, now I know I told you to stay out of our territory, your scaring off all the male cats with your ugliness" you turned around to see the flock of female cat floozies stalking toward you with haughty looks on their kitty faces.
You cringed and tried to hide the can, knowing they'd probably almost kill you and take your food, but to no avail."_____! You have tuna? Ha
Cat!America x reader x Cat!England - which one?
They were looking at me with their huge eyes. Kiku passed out them into my arms and left. He just said that their nice and to take care of them for a while. He didn't say anything more. Now they were sitting on my couch and I was sitting on a floor in front of them.
"So... your names are...?" I asked and reached my hand for their collars. They let me see. "... Iggycat and Americat, right?"
"What should I do with you, guys?" I sighed "what even a 'while' means to him?"
I got up and walked into kitchen, they followed me. I've never had a pet or anything so how would I take care of two cats. I opened a fridge.
"What do you want to eat?" I asked them and larger one, Americat, jumped into fridge and grabbed a hamburger I brought day before.
"Would you like me to heat it up?" I asked and he nodded. When I was putting it into microwave, the other cat jumped onto table and put his head into my teacup.
"What are you doing?" I grabbed his collar and setted him on the floor. He hisse
You woke up quite early in the morning. You yawned quietly covering your mouth. Sitting up you looked around to see your husband fast asleep with your 6 year old child named Alfred snuggling next to him. You smiled at this and commented in your head on how cute it looked. You looked at your 5 year old child named Matthew he was wide awake and staring you with those big cute eyes. "Good morning mama," the small boy quietly said rubbing his eyes.
"Your up early sweetie," you said and kissed his forehead. "Did you have a good night's rest?" you asked him getting out of the bed quietly.
"Yes mama," the small boy answered and yawned. "Mama I'm hungry," the boy said his arms reaching out to you. You smiled and picked up Matthew.
"Alright but first we should brush our teeth," you said and entered the bathroom. You brushed your teeth and then Matthew's. When you were done with that you went to the kitchen. "What would you like for breakfast?" you asked.
RussicatXKitten!reader- The Runt. A kitten with (Fur Color) fur lay inside a soaked cardboard box. She had no name and was weak. She was the runt of the litter. Sadly for her, that meant her mother would reject her. She had barely eaten and her ribs were showing. Sick, left alone, unable to move, she lay there. She mewed weakly as the harsh snow picked up. Icy wind feeling like cold needles against her filthy fur. Her own fur, cover in oil and other dirt and grime. She lay there mewing for help, hoping that someone would find her.
Russicat padded through the snow through town. He watched as the snow fell from the sky. Wind blew causing it to feel colder. Russicat was walking down the ally way when he heard a faint mew. Russicat went over to the wet cardboard box to find small kitten. It looked no more then a few days old. Russicat stared at the small filthy kitten. He noticed that the kitten was extremely thin, in fact too thin
'I can't find them,' Iggycat thought in a panic. 'I can't find them!'
A soft meow came from under the couch.
"Amerikit?" Iggycat asked. "Canakit? Where are you…oh dear __________ is going to kill me."
"Why am I going to kill you?" you asked walking in through the cat door.
Iggycat looked at you with scared eyes, "I lost them…"
You have him a quizzical look, "Lost who?"
"The kittens! I'm a terrible father!" he cried out.
Chuckling you called out, "Amerikit…Canakit, come on out I think your father has been punished enough. Next time watch them or they'll go wandering off again. I found them down the street," you looked at your young. "Amerikit was trying to pick a fight with Russacat."
"I'm the hero!" Amerikit shouted. "And it's the hero's duty to fight all evil!"
You sighed and picked him up, "Time for your nap."
"But Mom! Heroes don't take naps!"
Iggycat went to pick up Canakit, "Oh, yes they do."
Canakit meowed a soft yawn, "I like naps…I'm tired, Mama are you going to take a nap with
Teenage TaoismGiving birth is the closest I’d ever felt to dying.
Before that, my near death experiences had consisted only of my silent announcement of pregnancy—silent, being that my social media accounts were all deleted almost simultaneously and I never returned to school in the fall, saying without really saying that I had caught the malicious disease of “teenage pregnancy”. I’m sure the whisper spread in the hallways like the Bubonic Plague. That September, sitting at home on what would have been the first day of my senior year, I imagined friends I’d never talk to again saying “she was only seventeen, and so full of life!” at my absence in the cafeteria tables, as if they were attending my funeral instead of talking about me behind my back.
"Full of life," I had snorted then, folding a never ending stream of what had once been my own baby clothes. "Literally."
I walked around like a zombie for the months of my pregnancy, deciding t
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