"My cat is awesomer than yours!" shouted Beer-Breath to your master
"Is not!" she shouted back.
"This is stupid," you muttered settling in for another nap. Gilcat, your mate, was off trying to fish. That idiot did not get that there were no fish in the bathtub. Groaning you felt a slight kick. Your master and Beer-Breath didn't seem to understand that you were pregnant with kittens.
Gilcat walked back in with Gilbird on his head. It was a wonder that he didn't eat the tiny chick; he was a cat after all. "There were no fish." You turned your head and let out a snort of laughter. He was soaked; his white fur was dripping with water and suds.
"Gil, come here," you said, "they're kicking again."
Ecstatic he ran over and nuzzled your stomach. "Our kittens are going to be awesome!"
"Yep, just like their daddy," you purred.
"So had Beer-Breath and (creative name for your master) found out that you're pregnant yet?"
"No," you giggled, "I bet it'll be a big surprise when they….do." you let out a screech.
"______________, what's wrong?"
"What about them?"
Gilcat jumped, "W-What?" he shouted.
You whined and moaned.
"__________, what's wrong?" asked (creative name for master). "Eww, did you pee on the floor?"
You hissed at your master, "NO!" Of course she didn't understand you. "GIL!"
"Gil, Luddy; something's wrong with _____________," said your master.
Bear-Breath and Doitsu ran in, "Gilcat did you do something to ___________?" Asked Beer-Breath.
"You idiots, she's having kittens!" shouted Doitsu.
"WHAT?" shouted (creative name for master).
"Go Gilcat!" shouted Beer-Breath, "You got some!" (Creative name for master) hit Beer-Breath upside the head.
A few hours later…
You smiled happily down at your kittens. Fritz, Dirk, and Elsie. "They are so cute!" shouted Pasta. Itabby and his master Pasta were visiting, "I want one, Germany can I-?"
"No," shouted Beer-Breath. "They are Gilcat and __________'s. It would be so unawesome if we gave them away."
"I love you Gil," you purred into the neck of Gilcat.
"Ich liebe dich, _________," said Gilcat.