Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login


“Give it up __________,” Eliza said taking a slurp from her drink, “he’s with that girl (least favorite name)…”
You squeezed your cup so hard it started to crinkle. The ‘happy couple’ was sitting in the corner booth having milkshakes. Running your tongue over you’re your lip rings your growled. Arthur Kirkland was a well-known punk rocker.
So why on earth was he dating that priss (least favorite name)?
“___________, we’re up,” Lili said. The five of you girls were in a band called ‘Heart Breakers’. You, Eliza, Lili, Kat, and Nat.
Light bulb.
“Hey, Lili let’s try the song?”
“Thee song?”
You nodded.
She smiled and nodded, “You’re on.”
Once all five of you were on stage; Eliza on bass, Lili on keys, Kat on guitar, and Nat on drums. You stepped up to the mic.
“Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend,”
You ran up to Arthur and his date still holding onto the microphone and jumped on his table.
“Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
I know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend,”
You smirked at (least favorite name) horrified face. You grabbed the front of Arthur’s shirt and pulled his face close to yours.
“You’re so fine
I want you mine
You’re so delicious
I think about you all the time
You’re so addictive
Don’t you know what I could do to make you feel alright (alright, alright, alright)?”
He did nothing, but smile at you. His charming green eyes growing darker as the song went on.
“Don’t pretend I think you know I’m damn precious
And Hell Yeah
I’m the motherf***ing princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I’m right,”
You let go his shirt and pushed him back against t the booth. Turning to his girlfriend you walked off the table and patted her face at the next line.
“She’s like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!”
(Least favorite name) slapped your hand away, but missed and you ran up back to the stage.
“Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend,”
Arthur had made his way to the front of the stage. You knelt down to your knees and sang right to his face.
“I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again (again, again, again)
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear.”
You glared at (least favorite name).
“Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
I don’t want to hear you say her name ever again (and again, and again, and again!)”
Poking his chest you smiled and sang,
“Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend!”
You stood up and sang with Eliza,
“In a second you’ll be wrapped around my finger
'cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There’s no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She’s so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!

In a second you’ll be wrapped around my finger
'cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There’s no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She’s so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!”
(Least favorite name) growled and jumped on stage chasing you around while you sang.
“Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
No way! No way!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
No way! No way!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
No way! No way!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
No way! No way!

Hey! Hey!”
You jumped into Arthur’s arms, while (least favorite name) got tangled in some cords and fell off the stage.
“That was quite a show, love,” Arthur said setting you down.
“Nah,” you shrugged. “It was nothing.”
The handsome Brit put his arm around your shoulder, “Want to go get some dinner?”
You smirked, “Yeah.”
A small voice from the floor whined, “Artie-poo.”
“Looks like you just got dumped,” Eliza said in a fake sad voice. You gave Eliza a high-five.
Requested by :iconalicethequietrose:

The picture is not mine. I found it on Google.

The song isn't mine either, it belongs to the talented Avril Lavigne. Here is the [link] to the music video if you want to check it out.
Add a Comment:
 
:iconkitteh19:
Kitteh19 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2015  Student Digital Artist
XD loved it XDD
Reply
:iconlnfluenze:
lnfluenze Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Amagaaad. Using Avril Lavigne songs in your stories... I fucking love you. *w*
Reply
:iconenterhetalianamehere:
EnterHetaliaNameHere Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"Artie-Poo"? XD THAT'S TOTALLY A NICKNAME A DITZY, AIR-HEADED WHORE LIKE HER WOULD GIVE TO A BABE LIKE ARTHUR!
Reply
:iconelfmoon3:
elfmoon3 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Ha think 
Reply
:iconmortalinstruments14:
MortalInstruments14 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014  Student General Artist
Loved it !!!!!!!
Reply
:iconmarshallismyking:
Marshallismyking Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014
so cuTe! I love j
Reply
:icondemonkisses14:
Demonkisses14 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014
“Looks like you just got dumped,” Eliza said in a fake sad voice. You gave Eliza a high-five.
Me: hey Artie I know something better then dinner
Arther : * blush*
Me: come on~ * drags arther away*
Reply
:iconmattsmithdoctor:
MattSmithDoctor Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Awesome!
Reply
:iconaquarin02:
aquarin02 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Student Writer
Yus go avril!
Reply
:iconthrowinggrenades:
ThrowingGrenades Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I found chu owo
Reply
:iconaquarin02:
aquarin02 Featured By Owner May 6, 2015  Student Writer
XD
Reply
:iconpandascop:
pandascop Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013
that was kindda awsome~ ^ ^
Reply
:iconbinkumuja:
BinkuMuja Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013
I've seen some of the other work you have posted and I'm sorry, but it has to be said; this submission blows in comparison to what you have uploaded. Using the entire lyrics of a song with bare minimal input from who is 'singing' it, shows a lack of interest in the story. You gave little to no details about anyone or anything and little to no interaction between characters.

You could've explained why she wanted Arther. You could've explained that his current girlfriend was a complete bitch or cheating on him via the bitch posse the character is leading. Instead you had the insert character behave like a self entitled boyfriend stealing git with no respect for other peoples relationships.

:iconsomadrightnowplz:
Reply
:iconmadame-north:
madame-North Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014
They're punk. Who cares?
Reply
:iconbinkumuja:
BinkuMuja Featured By Owner May 15, 2015
Because the writer has proven themselves capable of far better work than this sub-par offering?
Reply
:iconminimissadventure:
MiniMissAdventure Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013
my names Nat! Well its Natasha but they call me Nat~ Two Nat's in a band = awesomesauce!  
Reply
:iconstarsapphire9601:
StarSapphire9601 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013
I used Seychelles as the least favorite name >:D I don't care her human name, I was just thinking that it was her, sorry Seychelles fans, but she's taking my Arthur away :3
Reply
:iconxjumpinjellybeansx:
XJumpinJellyBeansX Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013
Awwsssoooomeee :D
Reply
:iconhetaliayaoi198:
HetaliaYaoi198 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Student General Artist
Listening to the song and reading this is awesome. XD
Reply
:iconeodragonkitty201:
EODragonkitty201 Featured By Owner May 10, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I did it too Awesome!
Reply
:iconizzeyblackstar:
izzeyblackstar Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
That was pretty AWESOME!!!! More awesome than Prussia XD
Reply
:iconskye-42:
Skye-42 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2013  Student General Artist

^^ Yeah~! Awesomeness!! *Thinks about the band*

 

...Wait... LILI?!? XD

Reply
:iconbblover01:
BBlover01 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist Interface Designer
:heart: :heart: :heart:
Reply
:iconangeliquediabla:
Angeliquediabla Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
Really good...

Reply
:iconhotdog3:
hotdog3 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconfuckyeahamericaplz:
Reply
:iconchrysti-the-goddess:
Chrysti-the-goddess Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
That was awesome. I laughed so hard, I ended up snorting at the part "'Artie-poo.' 'Looks like you just got dumped,' Eliza said in a fake sad voice. You gave Eliza a high-five."
Reply
:icon4everinked:
4everinked Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
that sounds just like me! 
Reply
:iconsierrafan87:
sierrafan87 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
THAT WAS PURE AND TOTAL AWSOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply
:iconyukisuoh01:
YukiSuoh01 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The bitch tangled on a cable ~
Good story though
Reply
:iconchinatetosan:
ChinaTetoSan Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013  Student Digital Artist
HAHAHAA TAKE THAT YOU BEEYOTCH-

im okay.

im not high
Reply
:iconsweetiepie14:
Sweetiepie14 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes! Justice!
Reply
:iconrubyshadow13:
rubyshadow13 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013
Loved it! Also cool picture that you found!
Reply
:iconmaevezz11:
maevezz11 Featured By Owner May 7, 2013
betch he's my artie-poo
Reply
:iconcloudwing12:
cloudwing12 Featured By Owner May 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The song came on when I pulled this up, I died laughing. I loved this.
Reply
:iconawesomeotakugirl:
awesomeotakugirl Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
Fuckin' Awesome~!!
Reply
:iconcutechibicat:
cutechibicat Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ARTIE-POO!!! HAHAHAHAH I died at the word HAHAHAHAHA
Reply
:iconbb258:
bb258 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Artie-poo? Lols!
Reply
:iconera13eikachii:
Era13Eikachii Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013
:dummy: AWESOME dude!
Reply
:iconfinnish-monomania:
Finnish-Monomania Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2013
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Artie-poo! That was a good one! Luv it! Luv the song to! That is something I would defiantly do! GREAT JOB!
Reply
:iconglowkit:
GlowKit Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Student Writer
what the fruk? artie-poo? WHAT? :XD:
Reply
:iconzsazoe:
zsazoe Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I Love this btw that is my all time favorite song!
Reply
:iconanimenerd2001:
animenerd2001 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Great! ^^
Reply
:iconlakaka99:
Lakaka99 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013
AWESOME!
Reply
:iconyasminkirkland1031:
YasminKirkland1031 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
I couldn't use Elizabeta so I used Michelle. I was listening to this song.
Reply
:iconanimefreak009:
animefreak009 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
THAT IS SO MEAN! But...............this was a good story
Reply
:iconprayerforthefallen:
PrayerForTheFallen Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ohhhh... and I'd totally do that!!! :D
Reply
:iconlifealwaysgoeson:
lifealwaysgoeson Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Artie-poo? Really? I can tell that girl would be a total bitch. Much like the girl who's name I used for her.
Reply
:iconanitera:
Anitera Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Student Writer
:iconfuckyeahamericaplz:
Reply
:iconmysteriousshadows1:
MysteriousShadows1 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013   Artist
:iconfyeahplz:
Reply
:iconengland-or-arthur:
England-or-Arthur Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist
Pffffft... Artie-poo???
Reply
Add a Comment:
 
×

:iconbanshee-scream: More from Banshee-Scream


Featured in Collections

England by ReikaInnocentKiller

England by Erinbug98

Hetalia - England by hyper-otaku


More from DeviantArt



Details

Submitted on
January 29, 2013
File Size
5.9 KB
Link
Thumb

Stats

Views
12,538 (3 today)
Favourites
526 (who?)
Comments
92
×