The date is going well I think, well everything accept.
I'm laughing like a lunatic at everything she says.
Got ketchup on my trousers and my cheeks are going red.
Tonight I drink wine with the girl I just met.

You sat at with Lovino, your date. The two of you had been so nervous for this first date. However while you just had sweaty palms, Lovino had been drinking to calm his nerves. And now he was thoroughly drunk.
“You’re so funny!” he laughed really loudly.
Sinking in your chair as everyone in the restaurant looked at your table you whispered, “I wasn’t trying to be funny.”
“But you are, bella!” His hand swept over the table spilling ketchup on himself, “Dammit!”

I had to think of things to do to stop my nervous hands.
The label on the bottle never really stood a chance.
The salt & pepper pots were getting well into there dance.
Tonight I went out with the girl I just met.

“Lovino, do you think that we could go now?” you asked quietly. “You’re…umm…a little…drunk.”
Lovino laughed loudly, “Me drunk! No!”

Tell me all about you.
(What a buzz)
Where I'd be without you.
(What a buzz)
Tell me all about you.
What a beautiful buzz with the girl I might love.

I'm staring across the table at the nicest eyes I've seen.
I said they were brown but she insisted they were green.
So I called over the waiter and he told me he agreed.
Tonight I drink wine with the girl that likes me.
(What a buzz)

Lovino was staring at you. “You have the nicest eyes…”
“T-thank you,” you said blushing furiously.
“They’re so (colorful description of your eyes)…”
You snorted, “No their (eye color).”
Lovnio shook his head, “let’s get a second opinion. WAITER!”
The poor man ran over to your table, “Is there anything I can get for you?”
“Yeah, tell me are(name)’s eyes (colorful description of your eyes)?”
The waiter nodded and left, obviously irked.
“See?”

Tell me all about you.
(What a buzz)
Where I'd be without you.
(What a buzz)
Tell me all about you.
What a beautiful buzz with the girl I might love.

Any time any place.
Coast to coast or out of space
You can find the two of us,
the young that drunk the love.
Tonight we drank wine.

So.
Tell me all about you.
(What a buzz)
Where I'd be without you.
(What a buzz)
Tell me all about you.
What a beautiful buzz with the girl I might love.
(What a buzz)
Tell me all about you.
(What a buzz)
Where I'd be without you.
(What a buzz)
Tell me all about you.
What a beautiful buzz with the girl I might love.

You finally convinced Lovnio to end your embarrassment and go home. You drove his car to your place and let him crash on your couch. He whined about wanting to sleep with you, but you told him ‘too bad’ and left him in your living room.
In the morning you found him moaning over his hangover.
“I was such an idiota,” Lovnio groaned as you handed him some painkillers. “You probably don’t want to see me ever again…”
You sighed, “Yeah you were an idiot. But you know, I had fun.” With that you gave him a kiss on the cheek, turning his cheeks red.

(I like this girl)
The date is going well I think, well everything accept.
I'm laughing like a lunatic at everything she says.
Got ketchup on my trousers and my cheeks are going red.
Tonight I drink wine with the girl I just met.
(What a buzz)