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Sighing you turned on your side and saw Lovino snoring away. Giggling you pulled the covers over him so that he would catch cold.
Turing around you saw Feliciano muttering, "Mmm, _________ can I have more pasta please?"
"You're so cute," you mumbled kissing him on the forehead. In the back of your mind you wondered how many women were this lucky. To wake up in the morning and see their two wonderful (and sexy!) lovers in bed with them…ok that might sound wrong somehow but you get the point.
"___________, what time is it?" Lovino groaned wrapping his arms around your waist, trying to pull you closer to him.
"Nine," you said. "Umm, Lovi I don't feel so good…" Your stomach turned as you sat up. "Ahhh, AHHHHH!" you made a beeline for the bathroom.
"__________!"
This all woke up Feliciano who shouted, "I surrender, please don't hurt me!"
Lovino grabbed his brother by the neck and shouted, "Something's wrong with __________!"
Feli's eyes opened wide, "Huh? What's wrong with her?"
Both Italian brothers ran over to the bathroom, just as you were finished throwing up last night's meal.
"Do you think it was food poisoning?" asked Lovino.
You shook your head as you flushed the toilet, "We all ate the pasta." Walking over to the sink you grabbed the mouthwash.
"I told you that eating too much pasta was bad for you!" Lovino shouted at his younger brother.
"No! It can't be!" Feliciano started to cry.
After you spat out the mouthwash you walked over to comfort your lover, "It's ok Feli, it's not the pasta. I promise. Maybe I just have a stomach virus, it'll pass."
"Really?"
You nodded and gave him a quick peck on the forehead.
"Yay I'll go make us pasta for breakfast!"
Internally you groaned. A person can only eat so much pasta before it becomes disgusting. "Hey," a voice purred in your ear, "what about my kiss?"
You blushed and turned around to kiss Lovino. "There are you-mmph!"

~about an hour later~

Once again you at the toilet throwing up whatever it was that was in your stomach. "I didn't even know I ate that," you grumbled walking out of the bathroom.
"__________, I've been thinking," said Lovino scratching the back of his neck, "and do you remember about a month ago when we all three first got together?"
You nodded, "Yeah what does that…oh God. Lovi you didn't."
"I'm sorry, but Feli didn't either!"
Feliciano was hiding behind his brother, "I'm sorry bella!"
"I could be pregnant?" you asked placing your hands on your stomach in a mixture of awe and shock.
Feli shook as he asked, "I'm so sorry!"
You shook your head, "Feli, its ok…"
"So…are you mad," Lovino asked.
"Yes I'm mad," you snarled. "Do you know how much work it takes to have a baby?"
Lovino shook along with his brother, "N-no."
"Well you're gonna find out!" you shouted.
"W-wait you might not be pregnant!" Feliciano piped up, "We should do a test first."

~one test later~

Lovino and Feliciano waited outside the bathroom.
"We could be fathers…" Lovino whispered.
Feliciano's eyes sparkled, "Little _________'s and Lovi's…or maybe me's!"
"Agh, that's one thing we won't be needing," Lovino grumbled, "one of you is already too much to handle."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" you shouted running out of the bathroom. "Aha! I'm not pregnant! Two little lines means no baby!!"
Lovino looked at the box, "Umm, __________."
"Not now Lovi I'm celebrating," you said frowning.
"Two lines means you are pregnant," he said pointing to that. You looked at the box.
"I'M GONNA BE FAT!!!"
But everything turned out for the best. You had a little boy with auburn hair and (e/c) eyes. He was the best thing that ever happened to the three of you, and to this day you still don't know which one of them is the real daddy.
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:iconfeliciavargas16:
FeliciaVargas16 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
B-BUT I ONLY WANT ONE OF THE BROTHERS. *sob*

(I think I would NOT be able to choose which though. I personally couldn't handle having TWO husbands....)
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VixenoftheLeaf Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2014
Blood test would work. Siblings have similar blood codes but not exactly the same. :3 this was so adorable xD -imagining Lovi and Feli as dads-
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Portugal22 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This was awesome!!! I still don't know who the papa is...?
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:iconcavebat777:
Cavebat777 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Wait how am I suppose to fine out who's the dad they have the same blood.......CRAP!!!
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:iconfemportugal:
FemPortugal Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
They are gonna die!!!!! *Hisses harshly* i can't even explain how angery i am!!!!!!!!!! Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!
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JustMeKenz Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Anytime I read a lemon and the reader gets pregnant, I'm like "I'M GONNA BE FFAAAAAATTTT!!!!!". You're the first person to actually put that in, so I now respect you Emoticon: Bow Emoticon: Bow Emoticon: Bow Emoticon: Bow Emoticon: Bow 
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elyanaxlevilove Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Student Digital Artist
it's unprotected sex
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:iconaisha101forever:
aisha101forever Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
This was awesome
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:iconaisha101forever:
aisha101forever Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
Blood test mutha fucka.
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:iconjustaregulartomato:
justaregulartomato Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Student Writer
Yeah a blood tes- wait a sec dont they have the same type of blood
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:iconaisha101forever:
aisha101forever Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014
Hold on..fuck.
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:iconjustaregulartomato:
justaregulartomato Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Student Writer
Haha but maybe there will be something else to test
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:iconaisha101forever:
aisha101forever Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014
Oh..ewww..I think that's what you mean.
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:iconjustaregulartomato:
justaregulartomato Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Student Writer
Hehe alright!
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:iconaisha101forever:
aisha101forever Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014
...yup..I have a dirty mind. Filthy
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:iconjustaregulartomato:
justaregulartomato Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Student Writer
What do you mean
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:iconkathybrine:
KathyBrine Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I was hoping it was just a virus but then when I read it I wished I just got stomach cancer :3
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:icon13th-program:
13th-Program Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Student General Artist
ahahaha! XD
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:iconbblover01:
BBlover01 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Feli XD: "little _____'s and Lovi's or maybe me's!"
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:iconhedgehogs11:
hedgehogs11 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
my mom would have gone insame i she found oit that and we didnt kno the daddy o_o
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:iconkittymaniac:
kittymaniac Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
...and the baby is seborga lol 

loved your story
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:icondrawingwolfgirl:
DrawingWolfGirl Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
What if it was Francis's child?! Extreme OMG You never know with Francis
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:iconpika-pikacuteness:
Pika-PikaCuteness Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013
BAHAHAHAHAHA "IM GONNA BE FAT!!!" THATS HILARIOUS!!!
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:iconkurahei:
Kurahei Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The Ending...I shall react like that to my Non-Realistic Husband when I grow up >:3
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:iconmikaellakun:
Mikaellakun Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013   Digital Artist
as the my first thought ......
i was pregnant ..
and at the end...
im screaming.
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:iconkikomomonimo:
kikomomonimo Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013
i want the dad to be lovino
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:iconsushi-cutie:
Sushi-Cutie Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Holy crap, I'm a slut!
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:iconenglandamericaitaly:
EnglandAmericaItaly Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
hey, did you read my BTT one? in that one you're with three guys!! lol XD
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:iconsushi-cutie:
Sushi-Cutie Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I've always been a slut in anime!!! xDDD Hahaha~!!! I think it's hilarious when I get so into it and that you keep adding more guys. I can never pick one, so my friends and I will sort them out, like, "Ok, you can have this one, this one, and this one." and I'm like, "No, that's uneven. We need to share this one." "Fine, i'll trade you this one for this one." If the guys heard us talking, they probably wouldn't be very pleased~!!! xDDD Of course, I'd win them over with my goofy and nice personality~ If I can lighten up and get out of this slump.
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EnglandAmericaItaly Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm kinda surprised I haven't seen one where the reader is with all of the Allies XD my best friend and I have agreed on ours. I get England and she gets Norway. we can be friends with whoever, but we both only have one person romantically XD lol
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Sushi-Cutie Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I like.... Canada, Germany, Japan, Romano, and Russia. Also, Lithuania, Romania, Greece... *trails off* Whatever I'm in the mood for, I guess. But I always love my Romano.^^ And I can't give up my Germany since I'm German, and my Canada because he's cute, and Russia reminds me of myself. Lithy is adorable, Poland is awesome, Gil is my bro, Romania is cool (though I hate when he's a vamp), Greece is intimate and loves cats, etc. I think I would get along with pretty much everyone except for France... I have a problem with creeps, French accents, and flirts... And I don't know, Cuba and me probably wouldn't talk...
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:iconenglandamericaitaly:
EnglandAmericaItaly Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I can't STAND France!! XD he's SO CREEPY!! England is my absolute favorite, but then it's Romano, Italy, Prussia, America, 2P! Italy, and Romania~ :D
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Sushi-Cutie Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I don't like the 2p or the vampire or the girl or the whatever else besides original, so you can have all of them. I just like the originals for who they are and prefer them above all else.^^
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EnglandAmericaItaly Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:) i only like 2 2P!'s XD 2P! Italy and 2P!Nyotalia! England and I only like the latter because it's fun to cosplay her~ the nyo's are alright, but I prefer the originals too :) especially England~
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FireNeko122 Featured By Owner May 18, 2013
If only it was real
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:iconannoying-cat:
Annoying-Cat Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013
O.M.G. A relatonship with BOTH feli and lovi. i like~<3
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DubstepCat Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hmm...
A relationship with Feli AND Lovi...
HOLY SHIT YES
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:iconhottygirl101:
hottygirl101 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Student General Artist
Ummm... Blood test?
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:iconxxartimisxx:
xXArtimisXx Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Student General Artist
O////O Umm... awkward much...?
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:iconkitty-chan3215:
Kitty-chan3215 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013
"I'M GONNA BE FAT!!!"

XD that line was hilarious!
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:icondeath-wolf-101:
Death-Wolf-101 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Hobbyist
That was cute~!
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:iconkagaminephantomhive:
KagaminePhantomhive Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
How are those two okay with this.... XD OH WELL IDC I HAVE TWO LOVERS AND A BABY ;W;
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:iconwaterdragontonx94:
WaterdragonTonx94 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
aww so frikin cute and is it mather who is the dady;)
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MiyuraWindsong Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:iconderpanplz:
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:icon14pip14:
14pip14 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
the i'm gonna be fat part cracked me up! i hope the baby is romano's he needs something to be happy about other than the girl.
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:iconkisu-kaitori:
Kisu-Kaitori Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Student General Artist
yeah! all right i don't have to choose!! >;D * makes an attemp at a victory dance * DAWM IT IM'A PREGNANT!! IT'S ALL YOUR'A FAULT RAGAZZA!!!
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Tektarra Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Student General Artist
The ending...XD
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FrozenFur Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
There should be one where the child asks who's the dad and why the reader is married to both of them
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SomeUnicornWazHere Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
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alchmistgirl457 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Im guessing the dad is Lovi because the baby has his hair
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