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Sighing you turned on your side and saw Lovino snoring away. Giggling you pulled the covers over him so that he would catch cold.
Turing around you saw Feliciano muttering, "Mmm, _________ can I have more pasta please?"
"You're so cute," you mumbled kissing him on the forehead. In the back of your mind you wondered how many women were this lucky. To wake up in the morning and see their two wonderful (and sexy!) lovers in bed with them…ok that might sound wrong somehow but you get the point.
"___________, what time is it?" Lovino groaned wrapping his arms around your waist, trying to pull you closer to him.
"Nine," you said. "Umm, Lovi I don't feel so good…" Your stomach turned as you sat up. "Ahhh, AHHHHH!" you made a beeline for the bathroom.
This all woke up Feliciano who shouted, "I surrender, please don't hurt me!"
Lovino grabbed his brother by the neck and shouted, "Something's wrong with __________!"
Feli's eyes opened wide, "Huh? What's wrong with her?"
Both Italian brothers ran over to the bathroom, just as you were finished throwing up last night's meal.
"Do you think it was food poisoning?" asked Lovino.
You shook your head as you flushed the toilet, "We all ate the pasta." Walking over to the sink you grabbed the mouthwash.
"I told you that eating too much pasta was bad for you!" Lovino shouted at his younger brother.
"No! It can't be!" Feliciano started to cry.
After you spat out the mouthwash you walked over to comfort your lover, "It's ok Feli, it's not the pasta. I promise. Maybe I just have a stomach virus, it'll pass."
You nodded and gave him a quick peck on the forehead.
"Yay I'll go make us pasta for breakfast!"
Internally you groaned. A person can only eat so much pasta before it becomes disgusting. "Hey," a voice purred in your ear, "what about my kiss?"
You blushed and turned around to kiss Lovino. "There are you-mmph!"

~about an hour later~

Once again you at the toilet throwing up whatever it was that was in your stomach. "I didn't even know I ate that," you grumbled walking out of the bathroom.
"__________, I've been thinking," said Lovino scratching the back of his neck, "and do you remember about a month ago when we all three first got together?"
You nodded, "Yeah what does that…oh God. Lovi you didn't."
"I'm sorry, but Feli didn't either!"
Feliciano was hiding behind his brother, "I'm sorry bella!"
"I could be pregnant?" you asked placing your hands on your stomach in a mixture of awe and shock.
Feli shook as he asked, "I'm so sorry!"
You shook your head, "Feli, its ok…"
"So…are you mad," Lovino asked.
"Yes I'm mad," you snarled. "Do you know how much work it takes to have a baby?"
Lovino shook along with his brother, "N-no."
"Well you're gonna find out!" you shouted.
"W-wait you might not be pregnant!" Feliciano piped up, "We should do a test first."

~one test later~

Lovino and Feliciano waited outside the bathroom.
"We could be fathers…" Lovino whispered.
Feliciano's eyes sparkled, "Little _________'s and Lovi's…or maybe me's!"
"Agh, that's one thing we won't be needing," Lovino grumbled, "one of you is already too much to handle."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" you shouted running out of the bathroom. "Aha! I'm not pregnant! Two little lines means no baby!!"
Lovino looked at the box, "Umm, __________."
"Not now Lovi I'm celebrating," you said frowning.
"Two lines means you are pregnant," he said pointing to that. You looked at the box.
But everything turned out for the best. You had a little boy with auburn hair and (e/c) eyes. He was the best thing that ever happened to the three of you, and to this day you still don't know which one of them is the real daddy.
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FeliciaVargas16 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014  New member Hobbyist Writer

(I think I would NOT be able to choose which though. I personally couldn't handle having TWO husbands....)
VixenoftheLeaf Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2014
Blood test would work. Siblings have similar blood codes but not exactly the same. :3 this was so adorable xD -imagining Lovi and Feli as dads-
Portugal22 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This was awesome!!! I still don't know who the papa is...?
Cavebat777 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Wait how am I suppose to fine out who's the dad they have the same blood.......CRAP!!!
FemPortugal Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
They are gonna die!!!!! *Hisses harshly* i can't even explain how angery i am!!!!!!!!!! Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!
JustMeKenz Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Anytime I read a lemon and the reader gets pregnant, I'm like "I'M GONNA BE FFAAAAAATTTT!!!!!". You're the first person to actually put that in, so I now respect you Emoticon: Bow Emoticon: Bow Emoticon: Bow Emoticon: Bow Emoticon: Bow 
elyanaxlevilove Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Student Digital Artist
it's unprotected sex
aisha101forever Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
This was awesome
aisha101forever Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
Blood test mutha fucka.
justaregulartomato Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Student Writer
Yeah a blood tes- wait a sec dont they have the same type of blood
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