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“B-Brother,” you said pointing to the glass.
“Si, what are those ____________?” Toni asked trying to get you to learn more words. “Those are clown fish. Can you say clown fish?”
“Brother,” you said clapping happily. You grabbed his face from your place in his arms. “Brother!”
Toni sighed. While it was highly flattering that your first word was ‘brother’ it was all you’d say. It annoyed your parents that you couldn’t or wouldn’t say ‘mommy’ or ‘daddy’, but being only one and a half years old it wasn’t your fault.
So Antonio had decided to take you to the aquarium.
“____________, can you say fish?”
“Brother!”
“How about jellyfish?” he asked pointing to the jellyfish tank. “Je-lee fish.”
You clapped your hands, “Brother!”
A few old ladies pointed at you and gave you a wave, muttering how cute you were and how Toni was an amazing older brother.
Smiling he took you to one more tank. “Can you say turtle?”
Your eyes were glued to the tank. Putting your hand against it you said, “Tur-tle.”
Antonio stared at you, “What was that?”
“Tur-tle,” you said still staring at the creature that captivated your attention. “Tur-tle.”
“This is great! Your said it, say it again!”
“Brother,” you said grabbing his cheeks again. Your tummy grumbled and you started to whine, “Brother…”
“Are you hungry, __________?” Toni asked calming down slightly. “Let’s get you something to eat si?”
You clapped your hands messily as he took you to your favorite place to eat.
“LOVI!” you shouted. Your second favorite person, after your big brother, was defiantly Lovino Vargas. “Hug Lovi! Hug!” you demanded the loudmouth Italian.
Lovino rolled his eyes, but hugged you.
You liked hugging him, he smelled like garlic and tomato sauce.
“So what can I get you basta-I mean Toni?”
Toni took you from Lovino and put you in your highchair, “We’ll have some churros and some milk. Is that good, ___________?”
“Churro,” you said messing around with your spoon.
“Whatever,” Lovino grumbled and walked back to the kitchen.
A few minutes later you pointed to the floor, “Brother.”
“What is it, __________?” Toni asked not looking away from the menu in his hands.
“Tur-tle.”
He turned a page, “Yes, _________ we saw turtles today didn’t we?”
“There tur-tle.”
“That’s back at the aquarium.”
“Tur-tle!”
“What in the-.” He put his menu down to see the floor covered in baby sea turtles.
Hope you all like it ^^
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:iconilovehetalia224:
Ilovehetalia224 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  New member
mine was meep
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:iconsandy345:
Sandy345 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
My first word was Da and Gauck. 
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nyanturtel Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015
Me: WHY ARE MY COUSINS HERE!!! WTF ASDFGHJKLQWERT!!!!!!

Toni/Lovi: 0___0

Me: Well SHIT.
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chica105 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015  New member Hobbyist Photographer
*says in deep Derpy voice* I LIKE TURTLES BTW does anyone else think of master of disguise when they saw the tittle
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Monochrome-tan Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I heard that there was a Spanish restaurant near the sea and got filled with sea turtles!
I don't know if that's true but it's funny! 
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:iconparalyzed-chan:
I thought it was an Italian restaurant in S. Italy, but it is a true story, baby sea turtles were supposed to go into the ocean but got mis-leaded into the restaurant nearby.
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:icontechnolgiccheeto:
TechnolgicCheeto Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My face in the ending was liek....... WTF
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:iconally-luvs-hetalia:
Ally-luvs-HETALIA Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014
THE ENDING! XD
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:iconelyanaxlevilove:
elyanaxlevilove Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Student Digital Artist
pfft hahahahahahahahaha...HA!...
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monokuma2018 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014
This isn't a coincidence... my first word was Robert ( older brother's name). But this was cute>//////<
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:icons1mr4n:
s1mr4n Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014
When Reader-chan say 'turtle'.........turtles be coming every where!
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Haiena-Sensei Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I knew how to say 'shit' at that age, and also when you had to say it xD
Lovino will be so proud of me.
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TechnolgicCheeto Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol I could say that too! xD considering I was always with my older cousin who cussed alot
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PaigeLove1 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yes he would
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:iconhaiena-sensei:
Haiena-Sensei Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I should get the 'best foreigner acting like South Italian award'
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PaigeLove1 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yup!
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EpicCatBomb Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014   Digital Artist
xD
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:iconelyanaxlevilove:
elyanaxlevilove Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Student Digital Artist
hahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahaha sooooooooooo fuunnnyyyy ima die! >o<
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Time-Lords-Are-Cool Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Awwwww~ God I love turtles :D
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blazethemage Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014  Student General Artist
My parents were to lazy to remember my first word.
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pichufan113 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014
my first words were : you stupid cunt
my dad was yelling at his friend after ward. his freind was in anger and i just repeted what he said
i wish i was lying XD
true though
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Thedeadloxfreak101 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
OMG. XD
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:iconpichufan113:
pichufan113 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014
lets just say my dad kicked him
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:iconkawaiibunny4:
kawaiibunny4 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
when turtles acttck the world dun dun dun !
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:iconlerpg:
LeRPG Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014
ITS HAPPENING!!!!! THE TURTLES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!!
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:iconswaggerjr:
SwaggerJr Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014  Student General Artist
OH NO MY 3th FEAR COME TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!OH NOES OH NOES OH NOES OH NOES OH NOES OH NOES OH NOESoh no she didn't oh no she didn't oh no she didn't oh no she didn't 
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HCthecreeper Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
COME FORTH, SEA TURTLE ARMY! WE SHALL TAKE OVER ITALY ROMANO AND WIN XD
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:iconwafflepigs:
Wafflepigs Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014
I WANT TO JOIN TOO! WE NEED TO PUT LITTLE BOWS ON DA TURTLES
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:iconhcthecreeper:
HCthecreeper Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
WELCOME TO THE TURTLE ARMY. NOW TIME FOR THE MOST FABULUS BOWS EVER.
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Wafflepigs Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014
.: Free Pink Bow:. FABULOUS.: Free Pink Bow:. 
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:iconromacat:
Romacat Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014
I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN YOU IN THIS CONQUEST OF ITALY ROMANO! XD
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:iconhcthecreeper:
HCthecreeper Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
YES WE WIL HAVE A TURTLE ARMY!
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:iconromacat:
Romacat Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014
LET'S GO THEN MY TURTLE COMRADES! 
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:iconhcthecreeper:
HCthecreeper Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
>:D TO SOUTH ITALY
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:iconromacat:
Romacat Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014
HE WON'T SEE IT COMING!
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HCthecreeper Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:iconromacat:
Romacat Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014
X3
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gab226789 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014  Student Writer
I remember that episode XD


Also my first words were  mama dada and then there was that one accident when my mom cursed and then I learned the work fuck ^_^ True story and that is why u gotta be careful about what you say to babies :3
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2pcupcakes1020 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
I swear I used to say shit so many times like when bum sliding down the stairs when I stop I would go "SHIT!"
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StephanoLover1119 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
I've actually called my older brother a bitch when I was little. It was hilarious XD
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Lizana66 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
omg lol
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StephanoLover1119 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014
IKR?:trapped: Sticky balOmg I gets present Omg I gets present 
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Lizana66 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
 i used to call them that as well, i still do that as well, for most of them (i have 3 brothers and 2 sisters, huge family pretty much)
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StephanoLover1119 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014
Omagod! Same with me. I'm the youngest. 3 brothers,  2 sisters. It was pretty funny, I was crying and my mom asked what was wrong and I said "Mike's(My brother) a bitch!"
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Lizana66 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
dayum we both have a huge family
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:iconstephanolover1119:
StephanoLover1119 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014
Ikr? I hate and love being the youngest though. And everyone gets really surprised when I say how many siblings I have. My friend once called my youngest older brother cute. And that she liked him. He was 19. And she was like 7 years younger than him. (Sorry if i get off track XD it happens alot)
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ReikoTheJackal Featured By Owner May 28, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Say turtle and turtles come covering everything ending XD
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Explosion245 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
XD
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24blackroses Featured By Owner May 13, 2014
My first word was apple. My mom wanted to know what i wanted to eat and I just said it.
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Lightstar12 Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Well i looked back in My beby book and My frist Word was: bubbies = teletubbies....and When i read bubbies i laughed so hard 
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